I wish I could clone myself. seriously.
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Tue Mar-17-09 11:20 AM
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I wish I could clone myself. seriously.
ANd my clone could sit through all the boooring meetings while I got to do the actual lab work. And I could do all the social lunch activities while my clone did the paperwork! Woot! What would you want your clone to do for you?
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Tue Mar-17-09 11:21 AM
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Tue Mar-17-09 11:22 AM
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2. Here's the problem with that:
your clone would insist on YOU going to the movies while they did the experiment. A big fight would ensue , and you two would end up annihilating each other.
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Tue Mar-17-09 11:27 AM
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Jello were involved we could make it a PPV web event and make LOTS of money that way! :evilgrin:
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Tue Mar-17-09 11:29 AM
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Maybe we should also clone your twin, if we can pull her away from Pi-guy long enough.
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Tue Mar-17-09 11:32 AM
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I think two of her would be the death of Pi-guy..but die a happy man he would...;)
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Tue Mar-17-09 11:33 AM
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11. It took two hours to pry the smile off his face.
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Tue Mar-17-09 11:22 AM
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3. Then the Nationals would have two fans!
Ba-dump-dump! Oh come on, you have to admit you just set that one up on the tee for me!
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Tue Mar-17-09 11:25 AM
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Good lord, you are everybit as bad as flvegan or madinmaryland...:eyes:
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Tue Mar-17-09 11:29 AM
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8. But just think of the flip side....
When the Nationals win the World Series, you'll get to come back and gloat to me about.....wait....did I just say "When the Nationals win the World Series"? I did! I actually said, "When the Nationals win the World Series"! I can't believe I actually said that! "When the Nationals win the World Series...." :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Tue Mar-17-09 03:31 PM
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30. But you gotta admit it was a good line!
Softball, right down the middle! :hi: Bake
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Tue Mar-17-09 11:24 AM
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4. This brings up the great philosophical question of all time
Edited on Tue Mar-17-09 11:24 AM by DS1
Double-teaming someone with your clone :thumbsup: or :thumbsdown: or, lacking that third person :thumbsup: :thumbsdown: ?
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Tue Mar-17-09 11:26 AM
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depending on what you mean by "double teaming"....thats a verrry interesting question professor...:rofl:
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Tue Mar-17-09 01:53 PM
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12. Remember when Homer Simpson made a bunch of clones
of himself? He sent one of them to the nursing home to entertain his Father. I thought that was so sweet.
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Tue Mar-17-09 02:19 PM
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13. i always point out to people that they cannot force their clones to do stuff for them
clones would have full constitutional rights. :thumbsdown: :evilgrin:
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Tue Mar-17-09 02:20 PM
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14. I'd rather have a clone than a child
I don't want kids at all, but if I could get a clone of myself and raise it from a baby that would be ok and I think I'd enjoy that.
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Tue Mar-17-09 02:21 PM
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15. Two Jerry Jones, Jr's?? No thanks!
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Tue Mar-17-09 02:22 PM
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16. a copy is never quite as sharp
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Tue Mar-17-09 02:30 PM
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will fold pizza in half and put it in his wallet for later. Yep....
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Tue Mar-17-09 02:36 PM
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18. One for Tony, and one for me?
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Tue Mar-17-09 02:38 PM
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My clone would keep things stable, here at home, while I hop on a plane to Minnesota.
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Tue Mar-17-09 02:41 PM
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Cause Doc Strange and I already decided that two of you would be the death of someone...:P
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21. Are you insane? What on earth could possibly make you want to go to that frozen wasteland?
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Tue Mar-17-09 02:48 PM
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I think we need some of those naughty smilies of Doc Stranges here...:hide:
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27. Are you a real estate agent, Midlo? Looks like you are looking for a
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28. Just trying to stake my claim, baby.
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29. Planning a land grab?
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Tue Mar-17-09 02:49 PM
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25. Insane... obsessed... addicted....
to some 48-year-old Irish/German guy with the bod of a well-built 25-year-old.
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I was trying to keep my Irishness a secret!!1
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