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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 11:20 AM
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I wish I could clone myself. seriously.
ANd my clone could sit through all the boooring meetings while I got to do the actual lab work. And I could do all the social lunch activities while my clone did the paperwork! Woot!
What would you want your clone to do for you?
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 11:21 AM
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1. Nice post, Michael
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 11:22 AM
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2. Here's the problem with that:
your clone would insist on YOU going to the movies while they did the experiment. A big fight would ensue, and you two would end up annihilating each other.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 11:27 AM
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7. Well, if...
Jello were involved we could make it a PPV web event and make LOTS of money that way! :evilgrin:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 11:29 AM
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9. WIN!
Maybe we should also clone your twin, if we can pull her away from Pi-guy long enough.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 11:32 AM
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10. uh
I think two of her would be the death of Pi-guy..but die a happy man he would...;)
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 11:33 AM
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11. It took two hours to pry the smile off his face.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 11:22 AM
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3. Then the Nationals would have two fans!
Ba-dump-dump!

Oh come on, you have to admit you just set that one up on the tee for me!
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 11:25 AM
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5. STFU this week!
Good lord, you are everybit as bad as flvegan or madinmaryland...:eyes:
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 11:29 AM
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8. But just think of the flip side....
When the Nationals win the World Series, you'll get to come back and gloat to me about.....wait....did I just say "When the Nationals win the World Series"?

I did! I actually said, "When the Nationals win the World Series"! I can't believe I actually said that!


"When the Nationals win the World Series...."
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 03:31 PM
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30. But you gotta admit it was a good line!
Softball, right down the middle!

:hi:

Bake
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 11:24 AM
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4. This brings up the great philosophical question of all time
Edited on Tue Mar-17-09 11:24 AM by DS1
Double-teaming someone with your clone

:thumbsup: or :thumbsdown:


or, lacking that third person

:thumbsup: :thumbsdown: ?
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 11:26 AM
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6. hmmm
depending on what you mean by "double teaming"....thats a verrry interesting question professor...:rofl:
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 01:53 PM
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12. Remember when Homer Simpson made a bunch of clones
of himself? He sent one of them to the nursing home to entertain his Father. I thought that was so sweet.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 02:19 PM
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13. i always point out to people that they cannot force their clones to do stuff for them
clones would have full constitutional rights. :thumbsdown: :evilgrin:
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Juche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 02:20 PM
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14. I'd rather have a clone than a child
I don't want kids at all, but if I could get a clone of myself and raise it from a baby that would be ok and I think I'd enjoy that.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 02:21 PM
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15. Two Jerry Jones, Jr's?? No thanks!
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 02:22 PM
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16. a copy is never quite as sharp
as the origional
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 02:30 PM
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17. And a copy of a copy
will fold pizza in half and put it in his wallet for later. Yep....
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Nickster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 02:44 PM
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22. I like pizza Steve.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 02:36 PM
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18. One for Tony, and one for me?
:shrug:
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 02:38 PM
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19. That's easy.
My clone would keep things stable, here at home, while I hop on a plane to Minnesota.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 02:41 PM
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20. Well thats good.
Cause Doc Strange and I already decided that two of you would be the death of someone...:P
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 02:41 PM
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21. Are you insane? What on earth could possibly make you want to go to that frozen wasteland?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 02:47 PM
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23. Seriously?
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 02:48 PM
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24. well also...
I think we need some of those naughty smilies of Doc Stranges here...:hide:
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 02:52 PM
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27. Are you a real estate agent, Midlo? Looks like you are looking for a
hot property. :evilgrin:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 02:54 PM
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28. Just trying to stake my claim, baby.
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 02:58 PM
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29. Planning a land grab?
:woohoo:
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 02:49 PM
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25. Insane... obsessed... addicted....
to some 48-year-old Irish/German guy with the bod of a well-built 25-year-old.
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 02:50 PM
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26. Kiss and Teller!
I was trying to keep my Irishness a secret!!1
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