****ATTENTION PLEASE, ATTENTION LOUNGER MEMBERS, NARWHAL NARWHAL ****

[LynneSin]

Now that I have your attention:

WHEN THE HELL IS A DAY FOR US ENGLISH PEOPLE

Damn f*%)ing Irish!

[TZ]

1. !

:popcorn:

[MrCoffee]

2. Thread of the day

Except for the whole English thing.


How about some love for the Swiss???

[LynneSin]

12. We gave you that instant Hot Chocolate stuff

what more do you want?

[MrCoffee]

23. Degradation and shame!!!

I'm bent that way.

[PVnRT]

3. I curse the English blood that runs through my body

Probably explains my self-hate.

[flvegan]

4. We kept the Germans from putting Operation Green into operation!

Irish neutrality be damned.

:popcorn:

[Lost in CT]

8. The Irish didn't support the nazies anymore than Anwar Sadat or Ghandi...

:hide:

[geardaddy]

5. St. George's Day April 23

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_George%27s_Day

[kwassa]

7. oh, thanks! That helps a lot!

Wikipedia does not have an article with this exact name. Please search for St George/'s Day in Wikipedia to check for alternative titles or spellings.

[geardaddy]

11. Try it now.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

6. Dammit, you stole my idea!

I was going to use a Narwhal thread to draw attention to St. Corgan's Day.


Shit. Back to the drawing board.

[LynneSin]

9. It's an idea I borrowed from St. Geddy's Day

:woohoo:

[arcadian]

17. Do it anyway. We don't have enough of those.

:patriot:

[Lost in CT]

10. The English don't need a day for the same reason White People don't need a month.

[3.14158675309]

13. WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THIS

USING NARWALS FUCK THAT SHIT NARWALS DONT CARE THOUGH FUCK YEAH!!1

[Symarip]

14. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY LIMEYS

NARWHALS SWIMMING THROUGH THE SEA STABBING BITCH ASS BRITS

[geardaddy]

15. Excuse me...

Not all Brits are English, thank you.

[Symarip]

16. NARWHALS DON'T CARE THO

THEY'RE FUCKING NARWHALS. I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY DO IT BUT THEY DO IT.

[3.14158675309]

19. STABBING BITCH ASS ISLANDERS AND SHIT

AND THEIR JIVE BITCH OPPOSABLE THUMBS FUCK THAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKING APES!!1

[Rhythm]

18. November 5th?! Remember, remember???

:hide:

[arcadian]

20. WHAT THE FUC?!?!? USURPING THE MUTHER FUCKIN' NARWHALS POWER

AGGHHHHH!!! FUCK!!! THIS WILL NOT STAND!!1!

[NYC_SKP]

21. Just mention "narwhal" and I get a Boehner.

Happens every time.

I think it's something about their blowhole.

It's been a stimulating couple of weeks.

:P

[Marrah_G]

22. Today is YOUR DAY!!!! It's Evacuation day !

Today is the day that Boston celebrates the English getting the fuck out of our city!

yes indeedy it is a real holiday and it is today!

A totally English day!