Tune in next week, as Symarip forces the DU Lounge to choose between the following:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Rapper and R&B producer Jay-Z:


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the late Country Music artist Waylon Jennings:

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Folk singer Mary Travers of Peter, Paul, and Mary:


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Nineteenth century Austrian composer Franz Schubert:

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Seventeenth Century German Astronomer and Mathematician Johannes Kepler:


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A grilled cheese sandwich:


All I have to say about it is FUCK YOU, grilled cheese sandwich! Fuck you! Johannes Kepler helped develop the eponymous laws of planetary motion. What did a grilled cheese sandwich ever do? Provide a quick and easy lunch?

Your ass is going down, grilled cheese sandwich! Kepler represent!!!!


Note to Symarip: You know I'm kidding, right? I admire you as much as an Inuit admires a freshly harvested load of Narwhal blubber.

[Symarip]

1. You forgot the highlight of the week

Where I face off this:



With this:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. Oh, its gotta be JB, no doubt. nt

[SoxFan]

2. More

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[Dr. Strange]

5. Meesa like shamwow bigtime.

Shamwow cleansa Jar-Jar's many oopsies.

[arcadian]

3. Hey man, all kidding aside.

Lay off the Narwhal bashing. You had me spewing Diet Sprite from my blow hole with the Franz Shubert reference. It was very clever. Very clever. But I draw the line at jokes about Narwhals.

[CreekDog]

6. Is this a trick question?

if Jesus is on that grilled cheese, i'm voting for that one. :D