Facebook is a headtrip

[NightWatcher]

Everyone I went to school with is pictured in one of two ways: Either they are swollen versions of their older selves from 1993, or they are pictured with little reproductions of themselves. I went to school with a lot of people who had no business reproducing, but there they are, pictured with little kids who I can only assume are their own. All the cute girls have an additional last name and are surrounded by little kids and all the asshole guys have only gotten more bloated. The people that I really wonder what ever happened to, poof, they arent there.

I can never get over looking through the list of all the people I went to school with.

Ah the joys of getting older......but...but...but I havent changed in the past 16 years.