I am so fucked up

[TK421]

was at the bar and ordered a Hoegaarden..typically they serve it with an orange slice

some Irish guys there didn't like the fact that I didn't take out the orange slice and throw it back at the bartender...so they mugged me in the parking lot.....















































































just kidding!!!! Had a great time, but the bar was quite desolate....no, Beach Baby, I never did make it to Manayunk.

I'm not lying, though when I say I am absolutely, shit-faced drunk right now

[derby378]

1. Why aren't you at your post?

Do you copy?

[TK421]

4. I copy...I'm series!!!@@

:toast:

[Aristus]

10. HEY! That's MY standard reply to TK421! Gimme back!

;-)

Happy St. Pat's Day, guys! :toast::beer: :9 :fistbump:

[derby378]

11. My PRECIOUS!

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

2. I have to admit, your typing skills are awesome for someone who is drunk.

I don't think I could find the keyboard. :rofl:

[TK421]

5. The spell-check prompt helps me through that...kind of wakes me up

but I did have trouble finding the keyboard when I got home, and the chair

[CreekDog]

18. but you never spill your wine

though kinda hard to spill a box. :wtf:

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Hard as this is to believe, I don't PUI.

[CreekDog]

20. i don't know what PUI is

but i think i just figured it out. :D

i also don't know what Narwals are.

see there are some things that i don't try to figure out. like when the OJ thing happened, i avoided all coverage of it for months. it's amazing how little i knew.

[geardaddy]

3. That's because you put lemon in Hoegaarden.

:hide:

[TK421]

6. you speak of sacrilege, but I will forgive you

this one time...don't get used to it

[geardaddy]

7. lol

OK.

[derby378]

9. Think I'll play safe and stick with Stella Artois tonight

Not exactly Irish, I know, but it's been around for a while, so it's all good. :toast:

[TK421]

13. Stella is good stuff...they've been carrying it here for at least the past year

big seller, too! :o

[TK421]

8. be right back....need to empty my stomach-sorry

[TK421]

12. Word of advice to anyone coming home after a long night of drinking ( like me )

if you are thirsty don't reach for a tall glass of cold milk :scared:

[Haole Girl]

14. I would have thought you'd have learned that one already

:hug:

[TK421]

15. I did, but much too late

:( I'm a sucker for milk, and still drink too much of it but it seemed so enticing...

not so much after

[SPKrazy]

16. did my girls get your picture?

they were on standby to get that done again

its been too long

and damn, you know you aren't gonna be the emperor, a demi-emperor maybe

I'm getting tired of all these emperor wannabes around here


:D

[TK421]

17. They've been banned from that bar...I'm a damn good tipper

( not with money )

Oh, you can keep the lounge emperor job...it seems like too much work and I'm just too lazy to oversee everything here. I'm no good at handing out punishments ( I can leave that to you ).