The Noodleboy is slightly PUI. Can you Stump the Noodleboy?

[Noodleboy13]

ask me anything.
answers will be either factual or absurd.


prost

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Noodleboy

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. Chunk.

[Jamastiene]

18. Do the Truffle Shuffle.

:P

[Noodleboy13]

22. Too old for Goonies

[KitchenWitch]

2. Can you explain the fundamental theorem of calculus?

[Noodleboy13]

3. differation and integration . Next

[KitchenWitch]

4. Show the steps...

:P

[Noodleboy13]

6. I would, but that would entail copying more from Wikipedia

and I wouldn't want to be accused of cheating.

[madinmaryland]

5. Why?

:shrug:

[Noodleboy13]

7. Might be funny

[madinmaryland]

8. Sorry, but I forgot to ask the rest of the q.

:argg!

[elshiva]

9. What is the meaning of life?

[Noodleboy13]

10. The easy answer is 42.

other than that
Live fast
Love hard
Die with your mask on.

Or is that the costumed vigilante creed. I'm tipsy, I forget.

Peace
Noodleboy

[elshiva]

11. Thanks.

Sometimes you have to break into a den of thieves and steal a ramp to jump the grand canyon.

[Noodleboy13]

12. Quoi?

Or borrow one from Evel Kneivel.

I suspect I'm missing something here.



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Noodleboy

[elshiva]

13. It was a quote from a videogame, I think?

My brother used to quote that one a lot.

[madinmaryland]

14. What's a quoi?

[Noodleboy13]

15. Along the lines of "All your base are belong to us" n/t

[Jamastiene]

19. I thought it was 43.

I was sure it was 43. :dunce:

[Noodleboy13]

23. Only if using reverse polish math.

[sammythecat]

16. okay

You stumble through a time portal find yourself in the middle of the battle of Little Big Horn wearing nothing but high heels, black fishnet stockings, and a bra. You also have several belts of ammunition slung over your shoulders, your drink in one hand and a machine gun in the other.

Now what?

I'm PUI tot

[Noodleboy13]

17. Lose the heels.

Use the fishnets as a wig, slam the drink and send as many Waisichu to their Old Man as I could.


Man I'm tipsy

Peace
Noodleboy

[Jamastiene]

20. True or False

Courtney Love was in the video for the Ramones song, "I Wanna Be Sedated."

[Noodleboy13]

21. No. However she had a credit in the liner notes as "inspirational"

[Jamastiene]

25. Actually, she was in the video.

She was very young at the time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lwqHJ6eoAg
(Look for the woman in the bridal dress being carried on the left hand side of the screen at 2:05. At 2:08, you can see her face clearly.)

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001482/otherworks
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Wanna_Be_Sedated

:P

[Noodleboy13]

27. Really??? Awesome. Remember how young she looked in Sid n Nancy?

[MilesColtrane]

24. Many people believe in transmigration upon death.

If, indeed we are put on the Earth in specific bodies and in specific situations to learn a lesson, what good does it do if you can't remember it the next time you're reincarnated?

[Noodleboy13]

26. For Karmic questions like this I have 2 answers:

1. This is a very good question. It raises questions both metaphysical and mathmatic and I would love to discuss it.

However, given the conditions of the OP, and given the hour, I must rely on option #2
my feeble attempts at humor

2. You'd have to contact your outsourced service rep at Microsoft.karma\reincarnation


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Noodleboy

[Angleae]

28. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?