I got an email from my roofer this morning.

[crim son]

He wrote to tell me he finds me extremely attractive and not old enough to have three kids.

Okay, which one of you is posing as my roofer? :rofl: I mean, this is sorta weird!

[lizziegrace]

1. Hehe

He's right on both counts, but it *is* weird...

:hug:

[crim son]

2. Hiya lizziegrace!

How are you? :hug: :loveya:

[Shell Beau]

3. Is he cute?

;)

Really, that would be awkward to me. Especially if he is currently roofing your house.

[crim son]

7. He's okay.

And yeah, it's going to be awkward. :(

[SoxFan]

4. "Dear Penthouse letters..."

"I never thought things like this really happened, but..."

[crim son]

8. Heh.

I very much doubt there will be anything more to write about!

[Gormy Cuss]

5. Maybe he's not ready to stop nailing at your house...

so to speak. ;-)

[crim son]

9. One gets the feeling.

The person who recommended me said he's a "good family man." As a woman in search of a good man, I find that oddly depressing.

[surrealAmerican]

6. I don't understand ...

... what does this have to do with your roof?

[crim son]

10. I suppose it might be indirectly related... he's only done about a quarter of it

and maybe he'll give me a discount for doing the rest later this spring. ?

edited: typo

[Sky Masterson]

11. He has awesome taste

:)

[crim son]

14. Well, yeah.

:blush: Hi, Sweetie!

[Bake]

12. I confess ... it was MrCoffee!

:rofl:

Bake

[crim son]

15. Nah. He isn't nearly as gorgeous as Mr. Coffee.

:P

[MrCoffee]

17. Well shut my mouth...

gorsh.

[limit18]

13. Not me, I'm a plumber.

:-)

[crim son]

16. Plus, it looks to me like you're about as far from Maine as a plumber

can get! :hi:

[demmiblue]

18. Kind of creepy...

I think he would not be working on my roof!

Do you know him or something? :shrug:

[crim son]

20. No, and neither have we spent much time together.

I will say that there's a painful dearth of reasonable-looking women my age up here.

He's in the Air Force. Hmmmm.

[lost-in-nj]

19. very weird

if you have skylights don't get dressed underneath them
when he is there

:scared:


:hi:

lost

[crim son]

22. Laughing!

This is the first house I've ever lived in that actually has skylights. There are two, in my bedroom! He hasn't done that part of the roof yet but even when he was working at the front part of the house I hid in the kids' bedroom where there is only one window that I kept shuttered.

He's not at all creepy looking, lost, but he may be creepy nonetheless. :hi: Glad to have you as a friend on FB!!!

[ThomCat]

21. Hey, he's got eyes that work.

You're very attractive and don't look old enough to have three kids. :P

:hi:

:hug:

[crim son]

23. I don't need no stinkin' roofer.

YOU are my sweetheart. :loveya: :hug:

[DS1]

24. At least he didn't say he wanted to hammer your shingles

because that kind of roofer talk would have definitely backfired

[crim son]

26. I dunno... I've been feeling desperate lately...

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

25. I'm your roofer

:D

and its true!!!!

[crim son]

27. If you're my roofer, why don't you move up here to your house in Bangor?

This guy is still in the airforce, does roofing, owns a few apartments in the area... this much I know. Also, he knows how to use spellcheck. K thinks he's "cute" at what appears to be aboutt forty years old. Eh, whatever.

The bottom line: I've been missing that fucker and the note was sort of nice, coming out of nowhere and based not on a photo of me, but on real interaction. Feeling pathetic, lately...