I am moving to Oklahoma(one day)

[ccharles000]

I have decided that when I move(I do not want to live in NC all my life)I will move to Oklahoma. You may think I am crazy because it is so Republican but I want to move somewhere in which my vote will help it go blue.I'm coming Oklahoma

[guitar man]

1. come on out

Let me know when you're coming, we'll throw a party, always good to see another Dem here!:party: :toast: :beer:

[Rosie1223]

2. Make sure your new place has a strong storm shelter

Oklahoma is the tornado capital of the world.

[MilesColtrane]

3. I think you'll find that it's not that great.

...just OK.

[snooper2]

4. you beat me to it...

:evilgrin:

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing


One day God and St. Peter are walking around Heaven. God points down to this little piece of paradise and says, "You see that? Thats Texas. I gave them the prettiest girls, the most hansom men. They have enough natural resources to run their own country. I allowed thier government to place the national Space program in Texas. The state is so big that you can drive all day and still be in the wonderful state."

St. Peter replied, "Lord, don't you think that making one spot on earth so wonderful might throw off the balance of the planet?"

God simply looked at Peter and replied, "NAH, I balanced it out. You should see the idiots I put around them in New Mexico, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana.

[Arugula Latte]

5. No ocean?

:scared:

[littlebit]

6. Do you know why it is so windy in TX?

It's because Oklahoma sucks.

[Lyric]

7. "You're the reason God made Oklahoma, and I'm sure missing you."

:hi:

[ipfilter]

8. What made you pick this state over all the others?

If you do move here, please do it before 2010 so we can get one more vote against Mary Fallen for governor.