I have a funny PaddyBlueEyes story....

[mcctatas]

he called me at 4:30 this morning and when some guy answered my cell phone the following conversation occured:

Paddy: Who the fuck is this and why are you answering my girlfriends phone?
dude: WHo the fuck is this?
Paddy: If you so much as laid a finger on her I am going to cut your arm off and shove it up your ass!
dude: I have no idea what you're talking about
Paddy: *long string of violent imagery delivered in his thick yorkie accent*
dude: Sir, sir, you called my house in MI at 4:30 in the morning and I swear I never touched your girlfriend!

Paddy: Oops, I'm sorry dude, wrong #

:rofl:

[TZ]

1. !

Thats hilarious. Don't you love the overprotective jumping to conclusions thing...:rofl:
PS...moral of the story..hope to never be on the wrong end of a PaddyBlueEyes wrong number...;)

[no name no slogan]

2. Ah, nothing like that Celtic temperment

Now, I am envisioning some guy in MI walking around with his arm crammed in his bunghole.

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear mcctatas!

Did you tell him you were going to post this?

It's hilarious.........now!

:rofl:

[MrScorpio]

4. So how did he mix up a Michigan area code for a Wisconsin one?

Needless to say, I'm concerned

[mcctatas]

22. he swithced my area code and first three digits of my #

so he dialed 810 first

[TZ]

5. Hmm...Does Sham-Wow Vince live in Michigan?

Maybe it wasn't REALLY a wrong number..:rofl:

[DS1]

6. wow, I would have fucked with his head so hard

[Gormy Cuss]

7. So, who was the dude?

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Yeah, sociopathy is hilarious

[mcctatas]

10. sociopathy?

how about run of the mill drunken jackassery?

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Run of what mill?

Not on a stream anywhere I'd want to live.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

17. oedi

I was drunk...and not having the greatest of nights...Im generally not that much of an asshole.

[AlCzervik]

9. lil hostile, lil bit.

[SoxFan]

11. -

[nuxvomica]

12. I can't stop laughing

Please post the stuff you referred to as "*long string of violent imagery delivered in his thick yorkie accent*".
:rofl:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

19. I basically told the poor guy

if he had so much laid a finger on my baby.....that I was going to hack his arm off at the elbow, and insert it in his posterior..

[PaddyBlueEyes]

14. Im a jackass....

*hangs head in shame*

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. No you're not...

One of those things...it happens.

[suninvited]

15. you made that up

Right?

[PaddyBlueEyes]

18. no she didnt

I really did it..

[suninvited]

30. that's kind of sad

who were you trying to call?

[oshyposhy]

20. wow

.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

21. I was reallllllllly hammered

I have an excuse!

[oshyposhy]

23. did you call back today and apologize?

because that would have been a nice thing to do.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

25. I apologized profusely before I hung up.

[BeachBaby]

24. Doesn't Paddy have your number in his contacts?

I don't know any of my friends' numbers anymore - they're all in my cell's "phonebook". I just click on the name - the phone does the rest. :shrug:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

26. In my drunkeness

I decided to just "dial it"...Im a moron.

[mcctatas]

28. one would think...

although he might have forgotten in his drunken haze that he had it stored, ask him?

[LeftyMom]

27. Get a grip Paddy.

Jesus.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

29. LM

I was really drunk, not something Id have done sober.