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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 09:29 PM
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***URGENT*** I need some medical advice about a bodily function problem that is impacting my sexual
Wait....

sorry....
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 09:31 PM
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1. My dear LeftyFingerPop!
:spank:

:rofl: :rofl:

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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 09:35 PM
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2. Silly LeftyFingerPop! We can't provide medical advice.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 09:36 PM
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3. You need to make sure you are thoroughly emptying your bladder.
You're welcome.
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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 09:37 PM
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4. bodily function problem
go to bed lefty.....


just go to bed. don't dream about shovels....sleep..perchance to dream..


NO !!! JUST SLEEP.
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 09:37 PM
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5. How about some mediation advice?
You might need it with the thong-- uh, I mean throng of locking mods coming your way
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 09:40 PM
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6. Most women do NOT appreciate the "Dutch Oven"!
You're welcome.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 09:42 PM
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7. But they love Love LOVE the Cleveland Steamer
or so I have read...
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 09:43 PM
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8. Or a blumpkin.
;)
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JohnnyLib2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 09:49 PM
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9. Now, that's a helluva pickup line.

:applause:
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-21-09 09:57 PM
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10. Freeper troll.
:eyes:
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