The most obnoxious voice on television

[BurtWorm]

BILLY MAYS, the stentorian huckster who screams everything--I mean, sells everything from OxiClean and Orange Glo to the Big City Slider Station. Goddamn, what a friggin' loud mouth!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays

[seaker]

1. I vote yes

[flvegan]

2. Tanner Foust

"Hi, I sound like I'm 16 years old and disinterested, but I'm going to drive this Lamborghini."

Shut up.

[GOPisEvil]

33. Is it wrong that I love every time he gets pulled over and given a ticket?

He's such a twerp. Still, I'd trade gigs with him in a nanosecond. I'd also manage to work up some enthusiasm.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. Nancy Grace

FTW

[Beer Snob-50]

6. billy is at least a happy person

nancy is jsut a mean sonvabitch!!!

[Inchworm]

7. Her and Wolf Blitzer came to my mind first

:hi:

[SoxFan]

11. "She sounds like Paul Stanley from Kiss"

Courtesy of my sister.

[SCantiGOP]

15. that was my first thought

the cleanser guy is just a screamer. Nancy Grace's voice makes my skin crawl.

[RFKHumphreyObama]

4. George W Bush

I literally had to turn the sound off when he opened his mouth. Thank goodness he's not on TV everyday anymore

[TZ]

5. I agree...he even does commercials for ESPN!

:banghead:
However I think Sham-Wow Vince is a close second...

[mainegreen]

8. No one better say Gilbert Godfrey.

He's the man.

[LynneSin]

9. Sorry he's not even top #4. Hell that man has more useful content then these...

1.) Bill O'Reilly
2.) Sean Hannity
3.) Glenn Beck
4.) Joe Scarsborough

[BurtWorm]

12. I'd agree if I had said most obnoxious person.

But I was talking about voice. It amounts to the same though. Anytime I hear any of these assholes I rush to change the channel.

[WinkyDink]

10. Winner: Needs Always to Clear Her Throat Cokie Roberts.

[graywarrior]

13. Ben Stein.

I hate the guy's voice. HATE IT!!!!

[mwooldri]

21. I use his voice as an example of how NOT to sound.

Since I work in a call centre teaching people how to answer the phone - I have a 'Ban Ben Stein' poster I created... if I catch people sounding like him they get a personalized copy of that poster.

Mark.

[graywarrior]

22. Whoa

He's the epitomy of "bore."

[Starbucks Anarchist]

23. I sound just like him.

:cry:

[graywarrior]

24. NOooooooooo! I don't believe you!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

27. I didn't think so at first.

But then I heard myself on tape and even asked my friends if I sound that monotone. They patted me on the back and said yes, but that they had become used to it.

:cry:

[graywarrior]

31. I still like you no matter what

[Starbucks Anarchist]

32. That's a relief.

Like the relief Clear Eyes will give you.

:P

[graywarrior]

35. Oy.

[MissMillie]

14. Willaim Hickey

he's not among the living anymore, but he was Carlton Blanchard on "Wings"

[Arkansas Granny]

16. My DIL refers to him as "that man that yells at you".

[NightWatcher]

17. must see tv. Billy Mays on Telemundo

His face, some other guy's voice. That plus four Dos Equis= funny times

[geardaddy]

18. Kathy Griffin

:hide:

[Symarip]

20. +1

The least funny people seem to have the most annoying voices.

[applegrove]

19. Yup he is a yeller. He is also meszmerizing.

[blondeatlast]

25. If I ever meet the man--I will cheerfully, tearfully thank him and hug him--no joke.

One of his ads has made it possible for me to get out of a bad marriage, believe it or not.

If I hadn't seen his ad for obtaining health insurance (and it isn't even his baby) I'd never have known that me--unemployed and with a severe pre-existing condition--could even have ANY hope of getting health insurance. STBX will have to cover this expense in support and I can get out!

It ain't the best solution but it's something to hold onto.

Thank you, you obnoxious sumbitch Billy Mays--and if I ever meet you, permit me to hug you and tearfully thank you.

[hippywife]

26. Keith Morrison of Dateline.

http://insidedateline.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/01/08/28170.aspx

If he wasn't so slimy it would be funny. His inflections are so phony and melodramatic he makes cringe and want to throw something at the TV. I don't even watch it but unfortunately I can hear it from the bedroom where my other half has the TV on.

It reminds me of that episode on SNL when they were sppofing McCain and were in a studio and Bill Hader was recording slimy negative ads against Obama.

This one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmTM858WQEA

Hader sounds just like Morrison and Morrison is trying to be dead serious.

Can you tell I can't stand this guy? :rofl:

[Zavulon]

28. I vote for the Sham-Wow douche. (NT)

[Genevieve]

29. Jim Cramer

[deucemagnet]

30. HERCULES HOOKS!

HANG A HEAVY MIRROR! HANG A SHELF! HANG A FUCKING SIDE OF BEEF! JUST TWIST, PUSH, AND HANG! CALL NOW! RIGHT NOW, FUCKER, OR I'M SENDING SOME GUYS OVER! THE AMAZING HERCULES HOOK! CALL NOW!

[Broken_Hero]

34. I'd say Rita Crosby, but I don't see her on TV anymore

so I'll go with Nance Grace...

[swag]

36. Sean Hannity's shrill whine, of course.