I think Sniffa has some blog updates coming later...

[bicentennial_baby]

:rofl:

His new thing is to text me strings of words so he can remember Dave's brilliant comments. I won't divulge the two I've gotten so far today, but I think they will be entertaining.

:bounce:

[DS1]

1. So far it's been a banner day for Dave

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Dave. He's quite a guy, that Dave.

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

2. LINK PLEASE

We really should get daily doses of Dave

[bicentennial_baby]

3. here you go:

http://theurbansurveyor.blogspot.com/

There was some new stuff yesterday. :D

[redqueen]

7. Wow...

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

8. So is the car door cleaned.

Personally I would have went to Dave's house and pissed in his car

[sniffa]

9. Of course not

Actually, when I went to pick him up at Dave's parking spot near the highway (along with a 3rd worker) we had this conversation when they opened the doors to get in:

Dave: What the fuck Sniffa, it smells like cat pee in here. I told you to stop letting the cats pee on you but I know you like that.

Me: Actually, it's because you were pissing on the fucking door yesterday asshole.

Dave: Oh yeah, ha ha ha ha. I forgot about that.

Me: Yeah, real fucking funny dick. You get to sit next to it.

Dave: It wasn't my fault though. I got the shivers and some got on the door.

Me: No you didn't. I saw you piss on the fucking door. You weren't even trying for the ground.

Dave: Yeah, ha ha ha ha ha.

Me: Fuck you.

Dave: Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[LynneSin]

10. I'd go OD on a ton of Asparagus and then go piss on his car

Asparagus makes your piss smell funny - that'll last for awhile

BTW, finally a blog worth reading!

[sniffa]

11. But are you following it yet?

And more importantly - attention current followers - are you gonna share it? I've told 2 people at work and both love it. :woohoo:

[GOPisEvil]

17. I just started following it.

I've also sent it out to a few friends.

[sniffa]

19. Awesome. And thank you.

I just finished updating it for the rest of today. :bounce:

[DeepBlueC]

13. a suggestion

Time to stock the car with Lysol disinfectant wipes for Dave. Spring Waterfall scent seems appropriate.

[TZ]

4. You can't make this shit up!

Thats funnier than ANYTHING Hollywood writes...:rofl:

[sniffa]

5. I'm practicing for my Twitter account

I'll start sending the texts to Twitter so those who follow me will know a blog is coming and have some hints on what it will be about.

1st text: Pickle smoocher, park, eastie.

2nd text: Fat, home depot, lonely, ear piece.

Yesterday's texts were, "La Fitness, Spanish" and "drowneded my phone, bury the n*bomb, dumb brown bound."

[XemaSab]

12. These updates are full blown!

:D

[motely36]

14. I think Drowned my phone is my favorite

although they are all pretty funny :D

[flvegan]

15. Damn that is classic material.

:rofl:

[sniffa]

20. Woot! You're my prime audience.

:bounce:

Are you on FB yet? You'll get the more up to date updates there. My Twitter account, once I get around to it will be even more up to date.

[GOPisEvil]

16. My god...that is some of the funniest stuff I've ever read.

:rofl:

[Starry Messenger]

18. I just sent that to my brother.

He thought it was funny as shit, too. He's going to pass it around.

[sniffa]

21. Awesome and thank you to you.

:bounce:

I will go viral or I will be separated from Dave.

:bounce: