Shamwow vs. Zorbeez Smackdown

[Eyerish]

Billy talking some smack about Vince...

http://www.popularmechanics.com/blogs/home_journal_news/4309587.html

"In a radio interview on Feb. 10, 2009, infomercial superstar Billy Mays claimed that the popular Shamwow has trod on the turf of Zorbeez, a super-absorbent towel he promoted in a separate infomercial about two years prior.

Zorbeez is the most absorbent towel in the world, Mays said in the interview. Vince, host of the Shamwow ad, has now "unleashed and woken up the sleeping giant," Mays said, suggesting the two settle the score via a "pitch-off." Mays predicted the outcome: "Shampow!"

Mays said Vince tried apologizing over e-mail, to which he replied, apology not accepted. "Don't knock Billy Mays off," Mays said. "Don't take my products. I take it personally. And I'm gonna take 'em back." He added, "Zorbeez was mine."

"Billy Mays doesn't take this," Mays said. "I am the ultimate pitchman."

In conclusion, Mays rapped, "I ain't the Beastie Boys or Run DMC. I'm Billy Mays, I'm gonna knock you … down to your knees!"


I'd pay to see that!!! :popcorn:

[DS1]

1. They've turned to feuding like rappers

How amusing

[Eyerish]

2. Word...

MC Oxyclean & Lil' Shamwow...:rofl:

[flvegan]

3. Mays is already a better rapper than Chuggo.

[jmowreader]

6. I'm a better rapper than Chuggo...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! C'mon, fuck a guy!

[nickgutierrez]

4. Billy Mays referred to himself in the third person?!

:rofl:

That's the funniest part of this whole thing.

[TZ]

5. Can we have a steelcage deathmatch between them?

Oh please oh please. I'd pay real money to see it happen!:bounce:

[Wapsie B]

8. There used to be an animated show where clay figures of celebrities

would fight to the death. Celebrity Death Match was the name I believe. :rofl:

[Deja Q]

7. Hmmm.... slap chop enough and zorbeez can clean up the mess!!

:wow: