Just returned from Costco. Not even a personal best, but a damned good effort.

[Midlodemocrat]

Two weeks from now, I hope to be able to say that Yes, it is possible to purchase one of every single foodstuffs in the store.

Remind me again why I continue to feed them? It's expensive and it only makes them stronger. I don't see an upside for me.

[flvegan]

1. Hey, at least yours are tax-deductible.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. Dogs should be tax-deductible

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Small compensation. I can't deduct TM's tuition

although there is some provision allowing some deduction for it, which is awesome.

Kids -----> suck.

[TZ]

4. At least they grow out of things.

My cats are like permanent two year olds...:crazy:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. My dear Midlo!

Upside? When you get old, they will take care of you!

How's that?

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

7. At this point, I do not want any of these miscreants picking my nursing home.

I'd rather live in my car.

[flvegan]

8. The Midlovan *is* spacious.

[Midlodemocrat]

9. It has fucking Sirius Satellite Radio.

:rofl:

[Symarip]

11. My Sirius just plays music.

How much did you have to pay to get it to do that?

[madinmaryland]

17. Not sure what that is. My car has this awesome sound system

call AM radio.

:wow:

[CreekDog]

14. they will pick your car too

what if you can't fold down the seats and have to sleep sideways? :wtf:

[lizziegrace]

6. Hehe...

:rofl:

[CreekDog]

10. because they will choose your nursing home

:think:

[LynneSin]

12. * DINGDINGDINGDING * We have the winning answer right here

:woohoo:

[CreekDog]

13. Peggy said it first actually

well she sort of said it.

Midlo prefers to live in her car. :eyes:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

15. Why do you go to Costco? Because of the greeters.

"Welcome to Costco. I love you."

[sasquatch]

16. Welcome to Costco, I love you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8zNsUTWsOc
:D