I need to up my embezzling from Mr. Midlo.

[Midlodemocrat]

I need kitchen stuff and I'm going to get it dammit, if I have to salt his bones and burn him.

I need some more creative ideas on how to embezzle bigger and better. That $50 over at the grocery store when you use your check card? Not cutting it.

I have NEEDS, God Damn It.

[madinmaryland]

1. Maybe if you didn't spend all of his money at Costco, Freeper, you

would be able to get your stuff!

[Midlodemocrat]

3. RIght, Like I don't have my own paycheck.

:eyes:

And, wow, bad Midlo. I bought FOOD FOR HIS KIDS. And yes, tonight they are HIS kids. Not mine. My children would be perfect; nothing like the demon spawn that currently reside here.

[madinmaryland]

7. ... Your freeper kids that run wild through the restaurant when you go out??

:hide:

While you are on a cellphone, no less!

[Midlodemocrat]

9. With a bluetooth.

:thumbsup:

[madinmaryland]

12. While you are breastfeeding??

:hide:

:thumbsup:

[CreekDog]

18. Rosemary's babies?

:hide:

[flvegan]

2. Technically, between spouses, the law doesn't see it as embezzlement.

What's his is yours and yours his. All you need is a Louise, Thelma.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. No. What's mine is mine and what's his is mine.

I made that VERY clear in the wedding vows. I AM getting him a new motor for the hull of vinyl that we continuously throw money into, (boat), so I figure I a trip to Sur La Table is the least he can do. That and maybe a little Yankee Candle for good measure.

[madinmaryland]

8. Goddammit! My wife says the same thing to me!

:grr:

[BikeWriter]

16. "What's mine is mine and what's his is mine." Mine were like that, too.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. Yeah, I need to just start making more money

Greening this place up is expensive. However, it looks like we will have real floors in the kitchen/dining room within the next month. Bamboo flooring that is twice as hard as oak. Thanks to the fucking dogs thinking it's a UFC ring out there, we're putting in eco-friendly commercial flooring. It is really pretty, though.

[Midlodemocrat]

6. I hate dogs.

and kids. Yup. Oh, and husbands. Especially husbands who come home two days early and ruin all my fun with their talking, talking, talking, blah, blah, blah.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. LostinVA keeps talking about going on a Zen retreat

But does she? No.

I keep looking forward to the mythical weekend of getting shitfaced off whisky and playing Guitar Hero for 8 hours straight.

[mainegreen]

11. Tip jar at the foot of the bed.

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

14. He can't afford me.

[MajorChode]

13. My wife and I have an agreement

I make the money and she spends it.

It's worked out pretty good so far, so she says anyway.

[sasquatch]

15. Sell TM's hand in marraige

:D

[CreekDog]

17. you need to scalp Britney Spears tickets to your congressman

:think: