Says Something That's Perfectly Innocent, But Sounds "Dirty"

[Dinger]

football word: tight end

[Aristus]

1. I need more bits in my RAM.

B-)

[Schema Thing]

2. As soon as I got her out of the water, I hoisted her up

and gave her a bottom job. When I got tired, I let some deckhands finish the job for me.

[seaker]

3. l like the bone in

[Dinger]

4. You're In The Lead seaker . . .

Good one:evilgrin:

[Inchworm]

5. What whould you like on your hotdog?

I always think to myself.. you mean WHO!

and I know who.

:D

:hi:

[Jamastiene]

6. I looked in the window and saw tits everywhere.

They were flying all around the bird feeder. I love titmice. :evilgrin:

[Dinger]

8. Whoa, I Think Jamastiene Just Caught Up To seaker

good one!:rofl:

[Neoma]

7. Rear Admiral

[Dinger]

9. That's A Classic

Good one:evilgrin:

[MajorChode]

10. Ballcock

Invented by Tom Crapper.

[bluedawg12]

11. I'd like to whistle through your wheat fields.

[NJCher]

12. said to mechanic

Is it the ball joint?


Cher

[hfojvt]

13. I have a bunch of naked ladies in front of my house

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amaryllis

[jobycom]

14. That sure is a snug cockpit. nt

[jobycom]

15. Or, the Captain slid his tool into the snug cockpit?

[rrneck]

16. Cocktail ladies? Thank you Mr. Carlin nt

[HopeHoops]

17. Beer nuts

[MissMillie]

18. Dick Butkus

:shrub:

[Amelie]

19. I LOVE to suck the head and pinch the tail

When I eat crawfish.

[Wapsie B]

20. Lemme grab those juicy melons.

[gmoney]

21. There's going to be a "tea party" downtown...

The local RW radio station announced there's going to be a "tea party" rally downtown on April 15 to protest the responsible accounting practices of the Obama administration.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

22. I masticate at least three times daily.

You gotta chew your food!

[geardaddy]

23. Tongue and groove.

[nickgutierrez]

24. I'm going to go play a game on my Wii. n/t

[charlie and algernon]

25. Baseball: "He's really swinging his bat good today"

[Sandrine for you]

26. Viens dans mon palais...

[3.14158675309]

27. Slippery when wet

[Tommy_Carcetti]

28. Pinellas County

[DarkTirade]

29. 'Scuse me, I'm here to inspect your plumbing and lay some pipe.

[BurtWorm]

30. Harried veterinarian at end of long day: Get your pussy in here and let's have a look.

(To guy holding sick rooster): Let's see if we can fit your cock in here as well. (To assistant holding down injured wild mammal) Shave your beaver!

(To another assistant, about a celebrity client's rodent that his donkey shockingly ate alive) Get the forceps ready cause we're going to have to get that gerbil out of Richard Gere's ass.

[ogneopasno]

31. I'm rimming tonight.

It's a newspaper term. Newsrooms are full of things that sound naughty and aren't.

[BurtWorm]

32. Actual headline from Le Monde: L'Europe veut bannir le commerce des phoques

http://www.lemonde.fr/planete/article/2009/03/26/l-europe-veut-bannir-le-commerce-des-phoques_1172837_3244.html#xtor=RSS-3244

It actually just means that Europe wants to ban commerce in seals. It just sounds dirty.

[OmahaBlueDog]

33. Steel erection

...which would be the process of putting up a structure from steel sheet stock, angle iron, channel, or I-beams.

[bluesbassman]

34. Excuse me while I whip this out.