So, a bobcat walks into a bar,

[Ptah]

Bobcat Walks Into Ariz. Bar, Attacks Patrons

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=7179531

A bobcat has attacked three people in the central Arizona
community of Cottonwood, including two men who were bitten
by the animal after it wandered inside a bar.

Officers called to the Chapparal Bar arrived to find the
bobcat in the parking lot, where they shot and killed it.

Tests were ordered to determine if the animal was rabid.
It wasn't clear how seriously the victims had been wounded.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. damn

:o

[Ptah]

4. Honest, honey, those scratched are from a bobcat, not some floozy.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. excuse me

:shrug:

[Ptah]

9. I guess I should leave the humor to the professionals.

I was imagining a husband explaining to his long-suffering wife
that those scratches were NOT from one of his frequent fooling around.


:(

[Tuesday Afternoon]

16. Oh, I see, now

:D :silly: :hug:

[Ptah]

19. Maybe I will stop doing comedy.

or not

[Tuesday Afternoon]

23. or not..

[Fran Kubelik]

28. I laughed!

:thumbsup:

[Orrex]

2. How about that one young guy who thought he was hitting on a cougar?

[Patiod]

14. **rimshot** "be sure to tip your bartenders"

I was in Vegas this weekend with 32 other women who were pushing 50.

Two of them didn't know what cougars were. The other 30 tried really hard not to BE cougars.....

Yikes.

[DS1]

3. Reported to have said "Not a cocktail" before attacking

[Ptah]

5. Not a cocktail, a bobtail

[geardaddy]

7. It must have done some serious damage

[azmouse]

8. I used to see bobcats a lot when I lived in Tucson.

Had 'em in my backyard. Didn't mess with 'em.
I'd go in the house when they were around. Cute cats though.

[Ptah]

10. Leave the nice kitty alone

http://www.azstarnet.com/allheadlines/234163.php

[azmouse]

11. Ya know, that cat is big enough to catch a mouse my size!

[Ptah]

20. And still be hungry.

:scared:

[Jamastiene]

17. Dupe

delete

[Jamastiene]

18. Was it a bobcat or a mountain lion?

Those are two different cats. :shrug:

[Ptah]

21. The bobcat was in the news today

The picture is of a mountain lion from here in Tucson, last year.

[Jamastiene]

25. Oh, ok. Beautiful cats, both the mountain lion and

bobcats. I'm partial to mountain lions, because we don't have those here (or at least not enough to get to see one in the wild).

[Kali]

26. Even where they are quite common they are rarely seen.

Mountain lions are elusive.

[nuxvomica]

12. Then a panda walks in, orders dinner and causes more trouble

;)

[Orrex]

15. I am deeply offended that the word 'pandamonium' appeared nowhere in your subject line

I call that an opportunity missed. :spank:

[Blue Diadem]

13. Here kitty kitty

:wow:

[Richardo]

22. Best subject line today...

:rofl:

You got me! :hi:

[Inchworm]

24. Hear the one about the paranoid dyslexic?

He feels like he's following someone all the time.

:yoiks:

[Kali]

27. Hey Ptah,

Lots of rabies down my way. Wonder if that was the problem. (just posted this in another thread with the same story)

[Ptah]

29. Today's Tucson Citizen has a story about rabies in Pima County.

http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/daily/frontpage/113024.php

In a froth over rabies

{Pima County is No. 1 in infestations. What should you do? Carry kibble}


Pima County is leading the pack in an extremely exciting category.

Rabies.

So far this year, we're the No. 1 place in the entire state to be
infested with this dread disease.

Who says nothing fun ever happens in and around Tucson?

From Jan. 1 through March 21, a total of 59 animals have tested positive
for rabies across Arizona, 21 of those in Pima County. Comparatively,
Cochise and Coconino counties have amassed a paltry 13 cases each.

Last year's statewide rabies cases broke all records with 176,
beating out the previous record of 169 set in 2005.

[Ptah]

30. Caught on camera

http://www.wfaa.com/video/wfaageneral-index.html?nvid=346125&shu=%AD1