What's the most redneck thing you've done?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

Standing on a kitchen chair outside, drinking a bud, and filling my oil tank up with a can of diesel.

[Shell Beau]

1. Putting a keg in the back of a truck to go fishing.

And doing keg stands in back of said truck! :o My younger days of course!

[Shell Beau]

36. Oh my, this sounds like the most redneck one on the whole thread!

Well, I did live in the MS delta. Seems appropriate enough.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

37. I was driving a lawn tractor (with trailer) while under the influence once

And almost flipped it down a hill.

I think this was the same weekend my cousin got shot in the head with a BB gun.

[Shell Beau]

39. My brother got shot in the head with a BB gun!

I guess we could go head to head with the redneck times! :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

43. The scary thing is, I come from an educated northern NJ family

Just goes to show, anybody can be a redneck.

I mean, just last night, LostinVA almost set the stuffed possom hanging from the ceiling on fire...TWICE!

[Shell Beau]

46. I can't believe y'all have a stuffed possum!

:rofl:

I think we all have our redneck moments. Or we should anyway!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

49. LostinVA's mom bought it for us

It's a conversation piece.

[libodem]

142. Bucked hay

[keroro gunsou]

112. redneck =

a glorious lack of sophistication... according to redneck prime, jeff foxworthy.

[Sheltiemama]

93. What about the vittles?

We always took Vienna sausages and Dr. Pepper to the lake when we went fishing when I was a little girl.

[DS1]

2. Sign killing in Iowa with a .38 from a moving truck

[BeachBaby]

5. Same here.

Except it was in Pennsy, with a baseball bat.

[skooooo]

11. Shooting up signs is pretty good, but....

...my brother shot up his car one time --- then drove it around.

[limit18]

13. Long-neck beer bottle...

still have the scar to proof it.

[LostinVA]

105. Bah! You need either a .410 or a .20 shotgun

[dysfunctional press]

116. we used a shotgun from a mercury capri...and we were tripping.

those were the days. :hippie:

[Symarip]

3. My dad is from Kentucky

He hadn't been back to his home town of Ashland in 40 years. Early last year I drove to Kentucky to meet him there. It was like The Dukes of Hazard in real time. I met a girl at a bar that night that had "Christ Saves" tattooed on her knuckles.

Yee fucking Haw.

[geardaddy]

4. Drunk Roman candle fight.

[skooooo]

9. Sounds fun...

Yee haw!

[geardaddy]

15. It was.

Up at a friend's cabin with loads of beer, tequila, and weed, firecrackers, bottlerockets, and roman candles. I got hit in the chest with a bottle rocket.

Stupid, stupid, stupid, thank Dog no one was hurt.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. I've done that

My one friend almost blew himself up and it was his 40th birthday. That would have been a crappy ending to a birthday.

[geardaddy]

18. Yeah.

It wasn't the only time I did this. :crazy:

We had a Roman candle fight on Chinese New Year's eve in Beijing. We lined up like 18th century soldiers and started walking slowly toward each other, when the roman candle blew up in my hand. Luckily I was wearing thick gloves because it was sooo cold.

[Sky Masterson]

6. I got wasted off of cheap beer

At a Demolition Derby.
The mullets were everywhere.
That and when I visit my sisters in Pittsburgh KS. :P
Yep..Ma Kin folks is rednecks.

[HopeHoops]

7. Sat on the back of a pickup behind the library at night playing guitar and...

...migrating the song "There's a dead skunk in the middle of the road" into "There's bat shit coming through the T-Roof" while cheap beer with a guy who went by the name "Freebird". And yes, it was an old red Ford pickup with a rebel flag in the rear window.

Does that qualify?

[Sequoia]

45. That song brings back memories !!

I was dating a DJ and he had a pile of 45s that came in. I saw the title of "Dead Skunk...." and handed it to him to play 'cause it sounded kinky. So he plays it and said it was really dumb. Then, the phone starts ringing with listeners wanting to hear it again and again. It became the hit song of the radio and my BF said I was pretty cool to pick it out and have a sense that it was hot.

[skooooo]

8. Boy, that's a hard one...

I'd say kicking a hole in the wall at work. (It was just drywall)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. I punched through a wall in HS (drywall, as well)

Didn't get in trouble for it either.

[skooooo]

14. Drywall is such BS..

When you punch or kick a hole in it, everyone acts like you're so terrible. Obviously I wouldn't have kicked the wall if I knew my foot was going to go through it.

I didn't get in trouble either, but only because I had such an innocent face, and was a convincing liar.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. Drywall's a bastard

[DS1]

17. Punched

in the hallway.

I also did not expect my fist to go through, otherwise I would have found some other way to vent

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. Yeah, putting a body part through drywall tends to quickly turn anger into "oh fuck!"

[skooooo]

74. No kidding!!

You look around, and see if anyone saw you. In my case, a coworker saw what happened and was laughing at me. I made him swear not to tell on me, and he didn't. God bless him.

[RiffRandell]

111. Was it over a girl?

That is kind of redneck-romantic.

[HopeHoops]

16. Used a C-clamp to hold a broken lawnmower handle to the base.

I didn't even need any duct tape!

[BurtWorm]

19. A-courtin' my cousin

:patriot:

[mainegreen]

23. Awesome!

:D

[PRETZEL]

42. you don't have the same last name as me, do you

i did the same thing.

good thing we were really distant cousins.

[BurtWorm]

44. It wasn't a boy cuzzin.

:crazy:

It were a girl.

[PRETZEL]

68. should have put that smilie on,

was just kidding in the comment.:)

[Sheltiemama]

94. True story:

The mother of the woman who used to do my hair is desperate to get her married off. The woman is pretty desperate, too, which is why she scares off every man she goes out with. She left the shop, and now I go to a woman who goes to church with her. Well, "Katie" started dating a new man. At a church event, one of her uncles said, "Katie, you do know you and 'John' are cousins, don't you?" They didn't. "John" was horrified and immediately broke off the relationship. "Katie's" mother asked the uncle, "Well, just how closely ARE they related?" The teller of this delightful story said "John" said that he didn't want children with two heads and six arms.

[jmm]

147. Somebody told me recently about

a guy he knows that had been dating a woman for a couple of years. Soon after their child was born he invited her to his family reunion. She saw her uncle and was really confused as to why he was there until she introduced him to her boyfriend and the uncle pointed out they were cousins. Luckily the kid was healthy :D and they apparently are still together.

[mainegreen]

22. Driving out to the gravel pit with 12 people in my car (it has a trunk, you know)

for a night of revelry and spending that night drinking cheap 'ice' beer, and Boones Farm, with 100 other of my closest redneck friends, around the massive pit fire. Spent the evening smoking dope, drinking, riding around in trucks in the woods, throwing random metal objects in the fire, and engaging in yellin, hollarin, and poor (but FUN FUN FUN) sexual mores. Also shooting shit with air rifles.

And did that EVERY friday and saturday night.

:D

[wartraceatwork]

24. Fishing with dynamite, jacklighting deer & cooking meth.......

Just kidding, I did sleep in a wal-mart parking lot one night though.

[BeachBaby]

25. Got in a fist fight with another woman at Wal-Mart.

It was in self-defense, I'm not proud of it, I cracked my knuckles open, and the cops gave me the thumbs-up after the fact. One even went so far as to say "Nice left hook". :eyes:

And yes - this happened in Jersey.

[amyrose2712]

26. Doesn't surprise me....

"Walmarts" can be scary. Where in south Jersey? I live near AC.

[BeachBaby]

28. Hey, you!

You must not know my new nickname here - I was JerseyGirlDem. Remember me? Good to see you! :hi:

[amyrose2712]

30. Yes I do.

I missed many a name change. How's it going? I recently lost my job so I am once again living on DU.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

27. One of the many reasons I don't shop in Wal-Mart

The only fist fight I ever seriously got in as an adult involved me getting jumped in a bar. No cops were called. The other chick got dragged outside, and the bartender gave me a free shot.

[Shell Beau]

32. Oh my! Hey, you gotta defend yourself.

Was it over a parking spot by any chance?

[TZ]

33. Wow.

I don't think I heard this one before!
Lesson learned..Don't mess with the Beach Babe!

[3.14158675309]

51. I'm going to have to learn that lesson for myself...

:evilgrin:

Magic number: 7

[TZ]

55. Something tells me...

You will enjoy that lesson THOROUGHLY! BTW..look for a ummm request from me in your PM box middle of next week...;)

[SacredCow]

40. Somewhere, in Wal-Mart's security footage archives....

... is something that NEEDS to be posted here!

:popcorn:

[cherish44]

92. lmao...that's classic

Getting into a fist fight at Walmart pretty much epitomizes "redneck" :yourock: :yourock:

[LostinVA]

107. YOU WIN!

Sorry, ShellBeau.

:rofl:

[amyrose2712]

29. Beer bottles at signs from a moving truck...

riding in trucks in dirt pits(same truck) South Jersey so wishes it was below the Mason-Dixon line.

[MilesColtrane]

31. Took a big ole chaw of Redman while in high school PE class.

[TZ]

34. Hmmm

Went line dancing in a well known biker/redneck bar. Fights would happen on a regular basis.

[underpants]

35. Let's see: kicked a whole in a wall, airborne twice in cars (driving), vaccuumed my porch regularly

and I'm just a regular old white boy from the coast of Virginia

[Rabrrrrrr]

38. Reading Du Maurier's "Rebecca" in English, wearing a *plaid* smoking jacket, smoking domestic cigars

And then there was the time my cousin and I drove around in his beat up old pickup, with a three-on-a-tree shifter, using it break through the chains that the county put up over its access roads, putting roadkill in mailboxes, and tearing up the dirt in the front yard of his former girlfriend's parent's house. At about 3 in the morning.

[JitterbugPerfume]

41. A couple of my girlfriends and I

stole a stoplight once. Our only defense was drunkeness . It was our friends birthday and we wanted to give her something cool. Her brother fixed it up so that it blinked and put it in HIS bedroom

[Blue_Tires]

47. against all common sense, i went 'mudding'

with my first car, which i would find was woefully inadequate for the task...there are probably some 'necks somewhere in Georgia still having a good laugh out of that one...

[Shell Beau]

48. We called that mud dogging for some reason!

I never participated in that though. It always seemed to be a guy thing.

[Rosie1223]

50. I've driven one of these

but only to town once.

[Are_grits_groceries]

53. Heh!

My cousins and I had no way to go to the store. We all got on a tractor for a trip. It's amazing how many people you can get on one tractor.
I also ate a can of viennas, some cheese, and a red rock cola for dinner when I couldn't get back to the house.

[MilesColtrane]

64. Only counts if you were driving it to the liquor store.

[Rosie1223]

69. lol -- I did buy beer!

I actually went to the gas station because I needed fuel and it was closer than the farm tanks. But I did pick up a 12pk when I was there.

[Born_A_Truman]

86. I just bought my hubby an old tractor for his birthday!

We have 30 1/2 acres here in the desert on dirt roads. It's a 1963 Ford 4000--total beater looks-wise, but runs like a champ. He's always wanted one so he can do the roads and get the hay picked up around the hay pole barn. Can't wait to get it home. He drove it from the seller's to our mechanic in town to get it steam cleaned, new plugs, filters and fluids.

[Incitatus]

52. Slept with my cousin and voted for Bush.

j/k

I got my jeep stuck in a mud hole and "borrowed" a dump truck from a nearby construction site to pull it out.

[Arugula Latte]

54. I went to a rodeo when I was a kid...Never again.

Those things should be banned. Cruelty on parade.

[guitar man]

56. Rode a horse into a bar

...ordered a beer and a shot for myself and a beer for the horse! :D

[Shell Beau]

59. Toby Keith? Is that you?

:P

I am sure you would rather be Willie!

[guitar man]

61. lol

That was over 20 years ago, maybe I should hit them up for some of the royalties :P

[Shell Beau]

62. Damn straight!

:7

[bif]

57. Peed off the back porch

[GreenPartyVoter]

100. I used the third tree to the right behind the trailer.

[cherish44]

58. I come from a family of hillbillies so I've done a lot of redneck things

been to tractor pulls, demolition derbies, monster truck rallies, rodeos,....watched a contest where the first contestants to catch a muddy slippery pig and put it in a crate got to keep the pig, played "chicken shit" bingo, been to a NASCAR race, shot up a pumpkin with a little .22 for shits and giggles, watched people blow stuff up for shits an giggles dozens of times, helped my dad "tow" a car by looping rope through the open front seat windows and tying it to the back of another car, had an upholtered couch on my front porch that my cats and hound dogs would relax on (OK not hound dogs really but it was pretty hillbilly). Went to a beer party where I had drive through a bunch of cows to get there. (it was in some woods at the edge of a cow pasture), I have driven a tractor, a combine, a pickup truck, a four wheeler, been to many, many amateur fireworks displays....

Just so you know my grandpa lived through the depression and used to get paid in pigs for work he did. He thought FDR was the greatest president we ever had and he said he "never voted for a goddamn Republican" in his life. Dad was a union electrician...ditto there! So we're not all fundie, GOP nutjobs. (well the nutjob thing is up for debate!)

[Cannikin]

60. After finishing Christmas dinner at my parents...

An airforce captain and I sat on the back porch and blew things up with gun powder

[Heidi]

63. "Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine" are the words that best describe

my first year of university in Oklahoma. Draw your own conclusions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8vZb3TUwTI

[TZ]

66. Did you kiss all the cowboys?

:hide: Love that song....

[Heidi]

67. Not _all_ of them these days.

I'm middle-aged now and have a schedule more demanding than getting up for classes. :rofl:

[madinmaryland]

103. Hee. You sound jealous as pictures of Tony Romo and Troy Aikman

float through your mind!!

:evilgrin:

[TZ]

123. No--that would be YOU

I'm quoting directly from that song about Jose Cuervo....Plus she said she went to school in Oklahoma..lots of "cowboys" there

[Arkansas Granny]

91. Well, we all know what happens when you drink tequila.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqv-2emERFw

[XemaSab]

65. I always pull over to check out mystery roadkills

:D

Oh, and one time I gunned the truck right through a big mud puddle with my colleagues in the back. :D

[XemaSab]

118. I'll step it up a notch

I ate a roadkilled snake. :D

[Phentex]

70. Wore a tied up t-shirt to the drag races and was overdressed...

halter tops, tube tops, backless dresses...I've never seen anything like it!

First and last time for eveything.

[madinmaryland]

71. Cow Tipping.

note to self: Cows do NOT like it.

[TZ]

72. YOU went cow tipping?

OMFG...Where, in Ohio? Do tell, please! :wow:

[madinmaryland]

73. Actually in Connecticut, and not at Stew Leonards.

That's what happens with four bored guys and a night of drinking! The cow was not happy!!

[Robb]

75. Irrigation ditch wakeboarding behind a pickup

And yes, there was a lot of canned beer involved. :D

[Shell Beau]

83. That sound fun!

:7

[av8rdave]

76. Shot rats with a pellet gun

It was actually part of my job description at the time, but it still seemed redneck.

[edbermac]

77. Stared longingly at Dolly Parton.

[LanternWaste]

78. I am embarassed to admit...

I am embarassed to admit that while in high school, I tossed more cow pies than most people have probably even seen. Full disclosure-- we would do it while drinking Lone Star.

[friendly_iconoclast]

79. Killed and helped butcher a hog in someone's backyard for a barbeque

If you do it carefully, death is instantaneous (yes, we checked an animal husbandry text beforehand).
It did have a disturbing resemblance to an NKVD-style execution, however.

Wilbur was happily munching half a cantaloupe and felt nothing.

[Throd]

80. I'm refinishing my entire basement with salvaged scrap lumber.

I'm a green redneck

[no name no slogan]

81. Had sex with muh sister

[Bertha Venation]

82. Married one.

:bride::bride:

[last_texas_dem]

84. I once went muddin' in a Dodge Caravan

I let my friend (who didn't have his license yet) drive, and we listened to at least a couple of his half-dozen or so Skynyrd CD's...

(Although that whole event is probably not so much "redneck" as just really stupid. haha Except Skynyrd; they're all right.)

[Born_A_Truman]

85. Skiing behind a pickup truck in the snow (in Arkansas!)

Or, riding my paint horse bareback to my wedding ceremony.

[SoxFan]

87. Wore a plastic hog hat

[Inchworm]

88. Best thread evah!

And I'll just have to answer "yes" to all of the above... save Rabrrr's whole reading incident. And never a horse in a bar but I did go in one riding hind on a motorcycle.

I'll do my latest. I flipped the lightswitch I wired up in my car to turn it off when I parked in my muddy driveway about an hour ago. I left a big screwdriver, a flashlight, and a towel in the seat so I can crawl under it and start 'er back up to get to work in the morning.

:yourock:

:hi:

[Dr Fate]

89. I lived in Augusta, Georgia for most of my life.

Just existing day to day in that environment was red-neck enough.

[Arkansas Granny]

90. I'm from Arkansas. Should I just make a list?

Maybe the most redneck thing was mooning people from the front seat of a pickup while going down the interstate.

P.S.: I was the passenger, not the driver.

[Call Me Wesley]

95. Shoot myself in the leg and my mom (at her birthday) in the foot?

I mean, beat that one! How good can it get?

Here's the bullet that passed through me and my mom:

[DS1]

102. You reloaded it, too! That's the most redneck element

;)

[Call Me Wesley]

127. That sure would top it,

but it's not reloaded; the bullet is just halfway stuck into the casing. ;)

[LostinVA]

109. European Rednecks moments are the best -- and, you even have a Magic Bullet

[Call Me Wesley]

128. Werewolves beware!

You know I kept my bloody pants until my mom threw them away because they started to, errmm, smell a little. ;)

[skygazer]

96. Probably butchered a steer hung from a bucket loader out in the driveway

There was a perfectly valid reason for it all but it was definitely a redneck moment.

[LostinVA]

126. The bucket loader is what makes it a Redneck Moment!

[skygazer]

129. Exactly

:rofl:

[name not needed]

97. Got drunk off Jack Daniels in the back of my friend's pickup

[benEzra]

98. Picked fleas off our dog with a pair of pliers.

On the other hand, the dog was a Bichon Frise and the pliers were Victorinox, which detracted from my redneck-edness somewhat.

[Lorien]

99. Went to a monster truck rally

my dad always took us to the ballet, opera, foreign films, gallery openings, the Theater, jazz clubs, etc (he's a shrink), but for a few years there he decided to balance it out with tractor pulls, the racetrack , country music festivals and county fairs. He didn't want us turning into culture snobs!

[Ptah]

101. Worked in a mine, driving 65 ton haul trucks

[nomorenomore08]

104. Blacked out drunk on Old Grandad and was dry-heaving loudly in some random person's yard...

That extra 20 proof really makes a difference, doesn't it? :evilgrin:

[bamacrat]

106. Used socks as gloves when it snowed.

Paying $4 to get into a strip club. Drinking a beer while dippin and spittin. Go spot lighting at night with no gun and run from game wardens. etc Im from Alabama so everything most people down here is considered redneck.

[Lady Effingbroke]

108. Livin' in a camper in a trailer park in Pasa-git-down-gaw-dam-dena TX fer 8 long, LONG years.

Yee-haw!

[Manifestor_of_Light]

135. OhmiGosh!!!! I was BORN THERE!!

I escaped eventually.

Stink-a-dena...the Armpit of the Gulf Coast!!

I have a charming picture that was taken in our hood.

I am four. I am holding my big sister's hand. The picture was taken facing north.

There is a huge black cloud in the sky behind us.

Under the picture, my sister wrote "Amoco Virginia".

So I google Amoco Virginia and find out that it's a tanker that caught on fire in the Houston Ship Channel in November 1959.

For us it's just normal suburbia -- fires and explosions at the refineries!! :D

:rofl:

It would make a great cover for a CD. :D

[Dappleganger]

110. Went Jeepin' on our 10 year anniversary...

IOW, we took our Jeep out with a club and drove it through a bunch of hills and rocks for fun. Then we camped out and cooked steaks over a fire with sticks and drank beer most of the night. Not very sophisticated but it really was kinda fun.

[Kali]

113. used to drive around in truck with no driver's door

most of my day to day existence is redneck. Here read this: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=8605334

[jobycom]

114. Carried a rebel flag around a high school football stadium wearing just my shorts.

Got our home crowd fired up. Got me lectured by a cop. The other team's fans threw stuff at us.

The flag was our school symbol, and didn't have quite the same meaning it does now.

Other than that, this thread just feels like growing up. Mudding, bottle rocket fights... Ah, I'm homesick now.

[stewartcolbert08]

115. Partying in the prairie and

drag racing out on the "mine" road in the po dunk town I am from ! Thats right! 6000 people LOL

[moriah]

117. My coworker contributed "Tackling a deer".

It drug him three feet and put up a really good fight.

Hey, at least he fought it fair and square....

[old mark]

119. Several small things: Used to drive a 1951 Ford panel truck

painted black with a brush.
Shot and ate groundhogs (on the grill, they are pretty good - take the hair off first).
Have close relatives in Alabama and South Texas.

There must be more, but I can't think well this early.

mark

[datasuspect]

120. shooting various firearms amped up on meth and booze

[billyoc]

121. Raiding crawfish traps in Bayou Vista, La.

And I'm from Toms River. :rofl:

[LostinVA]

125. Good thing you didn't go raid crab pots on the Delaware Bay

The SONJ crabbers would have blown your balls off. I should know: half my NJ relatives are South Jersye crabbers. Their lives are often pure Redneck Moments.

[Droopy]

122. Chewed tobacco. It's actually pretty good.

If you ignore that whole mouth cancer deal.

[LostinVA]

124. This thread shows everyone has at least a little redneck in them

Even the Queen of England.

[Rhythm]

130. Truck-surfed in the back of my friend Charles' pick-up

Right through the middle of downtown Charlotte on a Saturday night, radio blasting and everything!

Only saving grace of this moment is that we were playing The Cramps and The Misfits, not Skynard.

[GOPisEvil]

131. Placing aerosol cans of deodorant into a campfire.

Killing bugs with another aerosol can of something sprayed through a lighter.

:yoiks:

[Blue Diadem]

132. Had a "muddin" truck stored here.

We tried to hide it behind the garage but for years it drove me nuts to walk out to the back gardens and see this huge rust bucket with huge tires sitting back there. Thankfully with the fence rows of trees, it was pretty well hidden from neighbors' views. It was so rusty that small chunks of rust were collecting on the ground around the frame. You didn't dare slam the tail gate or door too hard or you'd have bigger pieces on the ground. Our youngest son was abnormally attached to that thing, saying it was his first vehicle blah blah. After he got married we were finally able to convince him to junk it.

[Wapsie B]

133. Took a leak back of the barn,

back of the machine shed, in the corn field.

[krispos42]

134. Lawnmover racing on a frozen lake

We went a few weeks ago.


Some of those lawnmover rigs were... inventive. Especially the one made of part of a shopping cart.

[BreweryYardRat]

136. Being a wedding guest...

...when two of my cousins got married.

[Lil Missy]

137. I mugged my step brother for his wallet.

He and his brother took me to a concert as a teen. Sugarloaf. Sixty miles from home.

They got so fuckin' wasted on acid. One was holding Kleenex to his ear cause he thought his brains were melting. The other one was picking up "creeple people" on the steps.

Neither of them could see! Much less drive. I didn't have a drivers license yet!

There was a motel across the street. I used older brother's credit card for a room, and shoved them both in there. They passed out on the floor. I got the bed.

Dumbshits.

[liberaltrucker]

138. Washed my sister in law's soup bowls

They all had a Cool Whip label. As (Deity) is my Witness....all too true.
Not stolen from or influenced by Foxworthy.

:blush:

:rofl:

[gristy]

139. I sort of got my hair cut in a mullet before I knew what a mullet was.

I thought it looked pretty good.

[abq e streeter]

140. Milked a goat, been to a bunch of rodeos, did a state fair show with the Dixie Chicks

when they were still pure country ( and kinda bluegrass too, and not famous yet either)

[Runcible Spoon]

141. Jumped dirt bikes over couches we set on fire.

While hopped up on Genny Cream Ale.

[Sen. Walter Sobchak]

143. helped somebody steal their own car out of a crooked tow lot

in Arizona in 1994, we got away with it. The car was legally parked in a mall parking lot and this fucker just decided to tow it for ransom. We found out after the fact the mall where it happened had actually taken out a restraining order against the towing company for stealing cars out of their lot.

It felt like Gone in Sixty Seconds, except the bad guy was a 400 pound fucker who could barely move and couldn't get out the door fast enough to shoot at us. We consulted a lawyer who said if we didn't get shot the worst they could do was put a lien against the car, so we staked the place out and noticed that the drivers were not bothering to lock the gates behind them, so we just walked right in and the owner set the land speed record on Interstate 10 driving it back to Irvine that night.

[Dinger]

144. Went Deer-Shining From A Pickup Truck Of Course

In Wisconsin, you can get use spotlight at night (until 10 p.m.) and look for deer.

There, I feel cleansed now.

[RubyDuby in GA]

145. Passed out drunk in the trunk of my own car or I've seen Lynard Skynard in concert in Alabama

The concert - I've never seen a larger concentration of back hair and mullets in one place at one time. And being a neighbor (GA girl) - don't mock them when Sweet Home Alabama comes on if you want to make it out of there alive. I'm just sayin'...

[Initech]

146. I went river-rafting in Western Kentucky. Doesnt get much more redneck than that.

[SKKY]

148. Told this to my sister in January...

..."Susan! Jiggle the handle when you done!" My life mirrored a Jeff Foxworthy joke. You can take the boy out of the Trailer Park, but you just can't take the Trailer Park out of the boy.