My smilie, my friend...a loving tribute

[LeftyFingerPop]

Yes, I'm talking about YOU, little man :freak:

My little friend, so misunderstood :freak:

No one knows what you are, or what you are doing :freak:

They say "what the hell is he doing, picking a zit or something"? :freak:

Don't listen to them little friend....I UNDERSTAND you. :freak:

And I will frequently use you in my posts :freak:

Unlike these smilies, who FUCKING SUCK :eyes: :nopity: :hurts: :dilemma:

[Dr. Strange]

1. Locking.

Please do not call out the smilies.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. fuck the smilies...FUCK 'EM!!!!!...

bastards

[Dr. Strange]

11. What's that now?

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. that's disgusting. Alerting.

[Shell Beau]

3. I thank you from the bottom of my heart!

:P

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. I'm not especially fond of the smilie you used in your reply, but...

considering that it is you, I'll let it go this time.

[Shell Beau]

5. I am limited here.

:yourock: :headbang: :smoke: :toast: :7 :+ }( :donut: :applause: :spray: :radio: :tv: :weekly: :daily: :graybox: :redbox: :bluebox: :web:










:P

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. A couple of those are ok, but the rest suck.

Don't push me Shell. :freak:

[Shell Beau]

7. Here have a Clay Aiken smilie!

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. Um...

:rofl:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. SInce you Put it that way ---

:think: :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. I will accept the second smilie.

the first one confuses me. :D

[Heidi]

10. This isn't a smilie, but it's a Heidi* smile, just for you, Queens.

*Me as Jocelyn Wildenstein on Halloween, courtesy of CMW's Photoshoppin' insanity.

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. Jesus Christ Heidi!!!!

Tell Wesley I've...I've....alerted on him or something! :hug:

[Heidi]

21. The Lounge could use some levity.

Not that my lips levitate or anything, but I'm just trying to help. :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

22. LEVITY??? THE LOUNGE HAS NOT HAD THAT SINCE THE 70'S!!!

LEVITY???

:freak: :freak: :freak:

PS...my lips levitate. I can stretch my top lip completely over my face.

[Heidi]

23. The graphic nature of your PS

somehow reminds me of the first circumcision thread I ever read at DU. I'll probably have to have half a glass of wine tonight to completely obliterate the spectar Spector specter. Damn. Now I'm thinking about Phil Spector and circumcision/non-circumcision all in the same post. Thanks for the combination PTSD/subdural hematoma. :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

24. Circumcision should not be spoken of in here...

I'm sorry Heidi, but I've alerted on your post. One can only hope that the mods take pity on you because of your hematoma.

[Heidi]

25. They're more likely to take pity on me

because I love you madly, despite my best intentions. :rofl:

:*

[LeftyFingerPop]

26. Does Wesley know?

I don't want to fuck with him...he looks like he could take me apart :rofl:

[Heidi]

27. He wears it like a badge

that says, "Never mind my wife. She loves LeftyFingerPop madly, due to her subdural hematoma."

[Bake]

12. Is that a joystick he's playin' with ... or a JOYstick?

:hi:

Bake

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. Bake, it's a joYSTick

:hi:

[Arugula Latte]

13. I think it's a detached hand-thingee like on the Addams Family or The Munsters or whatever the hell

show it was on

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. Was that "thing" or something like that?

[Arugula Latte]

19. Oh, all right. *sigh* You've forced me to use Teh Google. Yes, it was "Thing"

From the Addams family. Now pick up your socks. What am I, the maid?

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. Ha!

I can't afford a maid!