ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust

[redqueen]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

:o

[johnnie]

1. We can't do this all night

LOL

[Sultana]

2. LOL

Isn't there a Duer that is in love with that guy?

[supernova]

3. Just writes itself, don't it?

:0

[Deja Q]

4. Good grief. Between the time they did the Slap Chop and now, he's aged horribly!

:wow:

Did the hooker get to try his nuts before they were busted?

[flvegan]

5. Hooker baby, you're gonna love my nuts.

[jmowreader]

6. She apparently doesn't love his nuts

His tongue, on the other hand...and who's Vince's makeup man, Earl Scheib?

[no name no slogan]

7. Came here to say this

:thumbsup:

[Critters2]

8. I loved this part:

"Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling)."

:rofl:

[mikeytherat]

9. A sleazy pitchman leading the life of a sleazy pitchman?

I am shocked!

:freak:
"You're gonna love my nuts!"

mikey_the_rat

[bluesbassman]

10. Holy ram shit! He looks like the guy who runs the Tilt-A-Whirl at the County Fair.

Wait, maybe he is...:rofl:

[Pale Blue Dot]

11. Looks like the camera guy got that one. nt

[AlCzervik]

12. now he really can't do this all day.

he looks like he's been rode hard and up wet.

[Sequoia]

13. Better haul in Billy Mays as his replacment !!

[AlCzervik]

14. Billy Mays is probably laughing his brawny guy looking self ass off right about now, really loudly.

Looks like Zorbeez is the real winner here.

Suck it Shamwow.

[DS1]

23. While looking at himself in the mirror

[AlCzervik]

25. No doubt.

[WildEyedLiberal]

35. omg

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

15. Why does his last name rhyme with "Salami"?

:scared:

[MilesColtrane]

16. I didn't know that Johnny Knoxville and Benicio Del Toro had a son.

[Kat45]

17. !

:rofl:

[redqueen]

18. ...

:thumbsup:


I wish nobody had mentioned Billy Mays ... I was reminded of his stupid hands. x(

[Left Is Write]

19. Vince is a thoroughly revolting person.

[redqueen]

20. Uh... ok.

[Left Is Write]

21. ?

That seems kind of snarky.

[redqueen]

22. Your response seemed kind of over the top.

Have you met the guy? Or are you basing this on this one incident?

[Left Is Write]

24. No, I'm basing it on the fact that he completely repulses me, even before this incident.

I can't stand him. He comes off like a real huckster, and that's a major turn-off.

[Fleshdancer]

26. but this one incident includes repeatedly punching a woman

is this not enough to judge a man on? :shrug:

[redqueen]

27. Well she was allegedly causing him pain...

and didn't stop... so... it doesn't seem so cut and dry IMO.

[Fleshdancer]

28. I don't think she's Innocent in this...

It sounds like they were both being stupid drunk a**holes. I don't know why she would bite his tongue, but I do question whether punching her repeatedly is the best solution.

[Drunken Irishman]

29. Wow, how much makeup do they put on his mug for those infomercials?

:o

[AlCzervik]

30. they must use the Barbara Walters cam when they film him.

[Drunken Irishman]

32. Definitely.

[Gold Metal Flake]

37. Nice jacket. Hey, I found a photo of the incident.

[camera obscura]

31. Should have gotten a German hooker. You know the Germans have the best stuff.

[Ikonoklast]

33. !

:spray: :rofl:

[texanwitch]

34. I can never look at him the same again.

I wonder if his commerical will be pulled.

[LisaL]

36. Oh now. As I recall there is a poster here with a crash on him.

:rofl:

[FloridaJudy]

38. She should have used the cock chopper... eom