I love prepaid cell phones

[NightWatcher]

The husband of a client found the number for my disposable cell which is 100% untraceable back to me. I buy refill minutes at the gas station or drug store. He keeps calling "demanding" to know who I am and why his wife called me four times last month.

HAHAHAHA, she called me because you are a lying, cheating jerk.

Ah, sweet anonmity. I think I'll prank call some congressmen, or better yet prank call some hookers. "Excuse me, Miss Honey Delights, how much do you charge for the Detroit Diggity Diggity?". "What's that, you dont know what the Detroit Diggity Diggity is? Then what the hell kind of hooker are you."

[MrScorpio]

1. The life of a private eye

Is it always this exciting?

[NightWatcher]

2. this past week, I spent Mon-Thurs set up in an RV spying on a guy for his wife

When it's fun, boy is it fun.

Now I just want something a tad dangerous. I havent had the shit scared out of me for a while now.

[leeroysphitz]

3. Ok. I give up. I'm from Detroit. WTF is the Detroit Diggity Diggity?

[NightWatcher]

4. no idea, just pulled some name outta my ass

you know along the lines of Rusty Trombone, Dirty Sanchez......

[leeroysphitz]

5. well it sounds kind of fun anyhow...