I have stepped up my embezzling from Mr. Midlo and it is going

[Midlodemocrat]

exceptionally well. Frankly, the guy is a doofus when it comes to groceries, so if I told him that I spent $100 on four gallons of milk, he'd believe me.

Expect to see me driving an amazingly cool car that seats one with a space for my purse very, very soon.

:Rubs hands together in glee:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear Midlo!

:yourock:

[flvegan]

2. You're going to need to lie about a LOT of milk for a car like that.

[Midlodemocrat]

3. I also lied about the price of sheets today.

:I rock:

:woohoo:

That poor guy. He has no idea the depth of the evil he married.

[AlCzervik]

5. sheets are expensive.

my husband has no clue about how much anything costs, that's the bonus from him being out of the country all the time, he has no ideas "It costs what it costs Hon" damn right Mike, it costs what i tell you it costs.

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Crap. No kidding. They've gone up considerably since the last

time I bought them.

I couldn't find the 'tee shirt' sheets today and I really like those. Everyone seems to think they are really comfortable. I hope the ones I got today are going to be okay. The thread sheet count has gone through the roof. I remember when you only had to choose between percale and muslin.

:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

4. okay what kind of car?

[Midlodemocrat]

6. I do not care. If it's a one seater with a shelf for my purse, I'm buying it.

I don't even care if there is room for the dogs. They can trot along next to said car when it's time to go to the vet.

:thumbsup:

[AlCzervik]

8. i'm done with that.

may supposedly seats 4, no fucking way unless the 2 back seat passengers are from Lilliput.

Next time i'm going even smaller, sorry can't take your kids, car's too small.

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Seriously. I bought a new van in 11/06. I figured it would be my

last one, so I went all out.

Well, don't you know that virtually all of BabyM's friend's moms have gone to the four and five seaters? So, I ask you, who ends up driving both ways all the time? Yeah, that'd be me.

The boy isn't as bad because he has some friends who drive, but he still does this whole 'My mom can drive' thing.

I really don't mind, but with some of these folks, I do think they're taking advantage because their car is too small.

[AlCzervik]

12. My sister has a mni van, she loves that thing so much i swear she wants to bang it, anyhow

she's always stuck with a vanful of kids because of it.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Oh, dear God. THAT'S ME!!!!

I truly would prefer to sleep in the van than with Mr.Midlo. He makes noise, he sweats, he moves around. The van? Nada. It's the perfect companion. With Sirius Satellite Radio.

:rofl:

And, honestly. It came in damned handy taking you know who to college. It does hold a ton of stuff.

[AlCzervik]

14. ffs you sound just like her.

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

15. It's the heated seats. It makes me all tingly.

:rofl:

[RiffRandell]

20. Awwww, I'm sorry.

We thought about buying a minivan for a day, and every time we time we see one, we are so glad we didn't, because we don't need the room. We got a Ford Escape Hybrid, and we love it.

They totally work for some families, but not for us. I hope you get the vehicle you want. My husband had his monthly ENT appt. today (he had oral cancer) and the doc was debating whether he should get the latest 700 benz or wait a few months for the next one. He's a damn good doctor, and I love him, but I'm like yeah we're paying for that car!

[AlCzervik]

21. I feel the same way when i take my daughter to the orthodontist for a check up.

Nice car Doc, well you helped pay for it! Her teeth look fabulous, as they should.

[RiffRandell]

23. Jeez, I guess that our 5 seat cars are too small.

I'd rather drive a "small" car anyday, than a minivan. If you don't want to drive, say no.

[Midlodemocrat]

24. .

:eyes:

[Ptah]

7. Now that's what I call milking it!

[Shell Beau]

10. Could you come talk to my husband please?

:P

[CreekDog]

16. Is this the price married people pay for sex?

:shrug:

[bluesbassman]

18. The only time married people have sex...

is when they pass each other in the hallway and say "fuck you". Trust me on that one 'dog.x(

[Midlodemocrat]

28. Hallway sex. It's the best.

[GreenPartyVoter]

17. Teach me your ways, oh master!

:rofl:

Too bad my hubby has nothing to pilfer in teh first place.

[MissMillie]

19. you mean you didn't pay $100 for 4 gals. of milk?

dammit, someone's been messing w/ me

[mnhtnbb]

22. I saw a very cute red Audi TT today in a parking lot. I think it would fit your requirements.

[Midlodemocrat]

25. One seater?

[mnhtnbb]

32. Sure. Put your handbag on the passenger seat and you're good to go.

In style.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/08-6-SPEED-MANUAL-SPORT-AWD-4X4-CONVERTIBLE-PREMIUM_W0QQitemZ200324638148QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=item200324638148&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245&_trkparms=65%3A7|39%3A1|240%3A1308

[DS1]

26. Nice post, Xerxes

[Midlodemocrat]

27. Thank you, Hitler.

[BikeWriter]

29. As one of my friends says, SHE is happily married, her husband....

...on the other hand... :rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

30. BikeWriter!!!!! I am shocked.

:rofl:

Mr. Midlo is very happily married, he just doesn't know it.

[BikeWriter]

31. Hee hee hee!

[yvr girl]

33. you're my hero

a lady need a great ride.

[Lil Missy]

34. You are truly evil.

That's what I've always liked about you. :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

35. Master, I have much to learn!

:P