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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 10:09 PM
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Hey. Bartender!
Can you Beer me now?
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 10:12 PM
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1. That's not a cocktail.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 10:16 PM
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2. heh

Bobtail Amber Ale

Batch No. 18 Brewed: 04-27-2008 Bottled: 05-19-2008
Original Gravity 1.062 Final Gravity: 1.019
Alcohol developed: 5.8
Days in Primary: 4 Days in Secondary: 18

Modeled after Rogue's Dead Guy Ale, this is a malty sweet light mahogany beer with spicy hop notes. Brewmaster Select kit
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 10:26 PM
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3. You know what they say about alcohol...
tool of the devil.

:hug: :hi:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 10:29 PM
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4. Bring it, I say. Its been a long week and I am thirsty
:hug: :hi:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 10:30 PM
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5. I can't...
On the Vicodin train tonight.

Got me some yummy diet Sunkist. :P
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 10:32 PM
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6. Yum --
vicodin. :D

combined w/ Flexaril for a delightful cocktail ;)
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 10:38 PM
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7. Yes,yes,madame....
But all we have in store today is a strange white sticky

substance in a long hard container...Do you still want

to be sprayed with this liquid ?

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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 10:43 PM
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8. are you asking if I want a
value="http://www.youtube.com/v/v5Gsc89TUXg&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00&border=1
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 12:41 AM
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9. Lol!
:rofl:
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 09:39 AM
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10. what would you like?
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 09:57 AM
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11. well, Now --
:donut: :hi:


that was then, this is now :)
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 10:10 AM
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12. Well then
one krispie cream and a regular coffee coming right up.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 10:12 AM
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13. aw, thanks.
:) Is it raining where you are? It has rained all week here in my corner.
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 10:48 AM
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14. Here in North Jersey it's been overcast
what part of the Country is the all week rain? I hope you are not in the path of all the flooding, that is making the news.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 10:52 AM
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15. No, thank goodness
I am not in the flooding.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 10:56 AM
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16. Jobu needs a refill!
*crack*
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 11:06 AM
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17. Hello Bertha -
Who is Jobu? :D One of your kitties? What just *cracked*? :shrug:

:loveya: :hug: :hi:
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 11:16 AM
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18. It's a scene from "Major League"
One of the players has a shrine to Jobu in his locker. He offers the idol a shot of rum and says "Is very bad to touch Jobu's rum. Is very bad."

When no one's in the clubhouse, the asshole on the team goes and drinks Jobu's rum ("Up your butt, Jobu"), and then on his way out of the dugout he yells, "Hey, Bartender! Jobu needs a refill!" And a bat flies through the air and *cracks* him on the head.

I love that movie. It's a must-see.

:pals: :loveya:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 11:22 AM
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19. I will have to see it. Sounds funny.
and Baseball :bounce:

from 1989 w/ Tom Berenger, Corbin Bernsen and Charlie Sheen - right?
An exotic dancer marries the owner of a baseball club. He does not survive the honeymoon and she is in control of his ball club. Looking at a small stadium, she wants to move to warmer climes where some new stadiums have been built, but her lease has only one escape clause, poor attendance. She fields the worst team she can find. The attitude of the owner gives the misfits and losers something to rally around and they fight back.

more at link:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097815/
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 11:24 AM
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20. That's the one.
Get it. See it. NOW!! :rofl:

Really, though. It is very funny.
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