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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 10:50 PM
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ShamWow guy gives "SLAP-CHOP" to hooker.
Edited on Fri Mar-27-09 10:58 PM by PassingFair
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REP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-27-09 11:17 PM
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1. You'll say OW! every time you punch a hooker
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 08:37 AM
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2. I'm wondering why she would bite his tongue like that? Was he being a jerk?
:shrug:
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 08:41 AM
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3. Maybe he was forcing her to kiss him....
or thrusting his tongue into her mouth?

I think his pitchman days are over, though.

No more $750/night motel rooms...
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 09:09 AM
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8. That's why I wonder if he was being a jerk. Horny drunks can be obnoxious.
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 09:16 AM
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9. Tell me about it.
I married one....

Just kidding...although on occasion...

:P
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 08:43 AM
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4. "Hey I'm only payin' ya for the next 20 minutes, it's not like I can do this all day".
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 08:46 AM
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5. Who knew the guy was FORTY-FOUR!!!
Alcohol fueled hooker binges must
be like the fountain of youth!
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 08:53 AM
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6. I think the headset makes him look younger.
}(

Is that a hospital gown underneath his coat?
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 08:57 AM
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7. That or the "swirly" hair-do.
I think the smoking gun story says
he was in the hospital for his injuries,
so, I'd guess YES on the hospital-gown chic.
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-28-09 12:44 PM
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10. How do ya like his nuts now?
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