CONFESS!!! Your silliest fear.

[southerngirlwriter]

Mine is that J.K. Rowling will die before she can finish Book 7 in the Harry Potter series, and I'll never find out how it ends!!! :cry:

[Fenris]

1. Vomiting

My one irrational fear.

[BlackVelvetElvis]

10. Cleaning up vomit.

I can't handle it. I'm glad I don't drive a school bus.

[WillyBrandt]

2. Flamethrowers; getting run over by a Russian tank

I know, they're both harmless, but both ideas still freak me out.

[LastKnight]

3. bushes...

seems to have developed in the last few years.

-LK

[Zomby Woof]

4. mine

A herd of rabid yaks will riot at my doorstep, and force a boycott of ZombyCoffee.

It could happen. :scared:

[southerngirlwriter]

6. Why would they boycott?

Do you not pay your yaks union wages????

[Zomby Woof]

11. I pay them with ZombyHugs!

But those ingrates insist on pooping anywhere they please, and won't scoop up after themselves. :grr:

You can take a yak out of the steppes, but you can't take the steppes out of a yak! x(

[southerngirlwriter]

12. Are you hiring?

I don't get nearly enough hugs. x(

[AngryYoungMan]

5. Changing light bulbs.

I always unplug the lamp.

If I don't do that, and the lamp switch is on, I always leap away involuntarily when the new bulb lights up. I can't help it.

[populistmom]

7. minor issues with bugs

[Zomby Woof]

13. does that mean...

Your butterfly scares you?

[populistmom]

21. Sometimes

Actually the butterfly is me.
Someone here once told me I was like a beautiful blue butterfly in a glass case and it made him sad. Now we're both sad.

[Zomby Woof]

22. I am sorry popu-mom!

:evilfrown: You get a free ZombyHug then! :hug:

[populistmom]

24. Thanks Sweetie

Sort of like imagine a hypothetical world where you and Kade were both in some totally different set of circumstances kind of thing and there was just no way to presently make it work and you were both probably too broken and beaten down and far away anyway (not to mention issues of morality, etc), but the amazing connection still happened, and one of you left here partially because it just got too hard and they felt bad. Both left to pick up the pieces of what might have been if it were another time or place. :(

[Ophelia]

8. that I disappeared and didn't even know it

[JVS]

9. Having my intestines pulled out by the circulation pump in the pool

;-)

Fortunately I have no pool.

typo

[linazelle]

15. LOL

[I AM SPARTACUS]

27. ...pulled out of WHICH END...??? are you sure it's "installed properly"?

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. That Khephra will force me at gun point to marry Bea Arthur

[Zomby Woof]

16. there is nothing silly about that fear!

She asked for "silliest" fears, not realistic ones that have actually happened to DUers! :o

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. Och, you're right - it is a legitimate fear!

I just dno't want it to happen to me.

I remember the carnage from last time.

[Zomby Woof]

18. Join the Maude Squad!

Courtesy of khephra. :scared:

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. ROTFL!!

One of the funniest posts from the last week.

Well said!!

"The secret to this game? It's as simple as this: If you join the Maude Squad, you live. Now...... go!"

[slinkerwink]

19. I'm afraid of beans touching my food---I have a phobia of beans

and mustard.

[ComerPerro]

28. I don't have a phobia, but I definately hate them

[mykpart]

23. I'm afraid I'll die in my sleep and not know it.

[JohnKleeb]

25. baloney! thats my fear

[Zomby Woof]

26. never fear sausage!

That's my motto. Unless you weren't talking about baloney, but rather, the Rowling fear.

[JohnKleeb]

31. sausage is not something I fear zomby

baloney :scared:

[CanuckAmok]

29. Clowns. And Mrs. Amok says it's her food touching/mixing on the plate.

Weird.

[camero]

30. I'm afraid my hair might fall out

Wait. That's already happening. Yikes! :)