Brain Fart : why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food ?

[UndertheOcean]

Share your brain fart with us , in honour of Mr. Carlin.

[HopeHoops]

1. Isn't that a "brain dropping"?

[UndertheOcean]

5. The old fart croaked , so who cares ....

[NightWatcher]

2. Close the Lounge, No post can trump this one. Game Over

[bluesbassman]

3. There is,

it's called mice.

[VenusRising]

4. Probably because no one is willing to try the first mouse to know what it tastes like.

:shrug:

[VenusRising]

6. Or maybe because mouse tastes like chicken.

Oh, great...now I'm thinking about this. :silly:

[5thGenDemocrat]

7. I wonder why there's no butt-flavored cat food

I know my cats all like the good taste of butt.
John
Usually their own.

[HopeHoops]

8. The flavor doesn't really matter - it ALL smells bad - and, in honor of Mr. Carlin...

"The only thing that smells worse than cat food is cat food that's been through a cat's digestive tract."

[hatredisnotavalue]

9. and dog food that tastes like cat food

or cat puke or cat poop

[mitchum]

10. And why isn't there a cat shit flavored dog food?

Dogs love the stuff

[sarge43]

11. Canary flavored cat food

Call it Tweetie in a Can

[baldguy]

12. Humans can survive by eating everything edible in the average half acre each day.

Why aren't grubs, dandelions, willow bark & pine needles served in the finest restaurants?

[Critters2]

You can buy frozen mice, and try feeding 'em to your cat.

That's the beauty of the interweb. If you can imagine it, thanks to paypal, you can buy it!

[baldguy]

14. Large adults, $0.55 ea, minimum order of 50

http://www.rodentpro.com/catalog.asp?prod=3&label=frozen_mice

Quantity discounts available.

[Critters2]

15. Dead mice in the freezer...

:scared:

[JVS]

13. Mouse flavored? Why aren't mice an ingredient of cat food?

[old mark]

16. How would you know if it was REALLY mouse flavored?

Contains USDA approved synthetic mouse flavor #6, red dye #4, corn syrup, sugar, diseased animal byproducts.


mark:puke:

[Lil Missy]

18. LOL! Gawd I love your old fart ass! And the way you think!

:)

:hug:

[old mark]

23. I try to think as little as possible.

At my old age, it hurts my head, and it's not worth the effort.

Just got back online from Earth Hour and the first person I run into is you.....:pals:

mark

[Lil Missy]

26. .......

:loveya:

[Incitatus]

17. They may be fun for cats to kill, but I doubt they taste better than chicken or salmon.

[Kali]

19. well, I'm pretty sure we have catfood flavored mice

so that makes an interesting circle

[underpants]

20. Because my friend the mice have infiltrated the labs

[kaiden]

21. 'Cause I betcha mice taste like chicken.

[old mark]

24. Only the drumsticks....nt

[petronius]

22. Because pet food is marketed to human tastes, not animal. For example:

"real salmon, brown rice, and garden greens"? A) there's no way in hell it tastes anything like it sounds, and B) there's no way that description would get a cat all worked up. However, a well-trained human consumer will recognize those words as indicative of quality, and hence worthy of a higher price...

[mnhtnbb]

25. Because Mouse, the cat, prefers eating people toes.

Behold the Mouse: