Shouldn't March 25th be a huge, major Holiday?

[rurallib]

The way I count March 25th is nine months before December 25th. Ergo, it should be the feast of the conception or perhaps more properly, the Feast of the Holy Fuck.
This would have been a good year to begin celebrating the Feast of the Holy Fuck. I am sure this would be a holiday that could easily lend itself to be a gift-giving occasion. Since America really needs a retail pick me up after Christmas, perhaps the feast of the Holy Fuck could fill the bill. Get Americans out shopping again.
We could use Valentine's Day as a kickoff to the feast of the Holy Fuck. I envision that this feast will be celebrated by - well - fucking. And Valentine's Day would begin the mutual selection period.
I will leave you to fill in some of the other details of celebration. No doubt there will be carols, food feasts and decorations. Not too sure about school plays or pageants though. That might be a separation of church and state issue.
Maybe we can cause a groundswell and have the first feast of the Holy Fuck next March 25th!
Happy fucking!