I don't know what Narwhal is

[CreekDog]

and if I have anything to do with it, I still will NOT know anytime in the future.

(this is much like how i avoided all coverage of OJ back in 1994 sensing, well sensing something that would take up brain power to the detriment of other more useful things, like knowing why an MST3K joke was funny or whatever)

[Parche]

1. It is a sex toy

Used by a few DU'rs......:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[Bucky]

2. OMfG! Narwhals R fucking teh BOMB. They gots ef*ing Spears on they nose!!

OMG!!

[Deja Q]

5. I have never seen Britney Spears on a narwhal before...

Thank goodness...

[HopeHoops]

3. It is a running gag. Oh, and there's a creature named that....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narwhal

[CreekDog]

6. I'm not clicking that

:P

[HopeHoops]

8. Relax - it is a kind of whale - nothing gross, rude, or inappropriate.

It just happens to have a long tusk thing.

[CreekDog]

10. oh crap!!!

now i know. :wtf:

i was avoiding knowing about it on principle of not wanting to know what the term was. :rofl:

[FloridaJudy]

4. It's the only mammal I know of

That starts with the letter "N", aside from nutria. Handy, if you ever want to make a bar bet.

[TZ]

7. OH FUCK NO!

FUCKING NARWHALS FUCKING RULE...
Here tell me this isn't fucking funny..
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=8592344

[HopeHoops]

9. And my interpretation of how the Narwhal got its name.... (drum roll please)

It is Maine-speak for "Not a whale" contracted into one word - as in "Thah's nah ahr whahl".

[Left Is Write]

11. It's a horny whale.