Baseball Team Offers Flatulence Filters To Go With All You Can Eat Games

[CreekDog]

Subtle Butt™ is a disposable gas neutralizer made of activated carbon fabric with an antimicrobial layer. Each 3.25-inch square shield is held onto the inside of underwear or pants with two self-adhesive strips. Subtle Butt effectively filters flatulence, absorbing and neutralizing its odor.





"You can probably deduce that All-You-Can-Eat ballpark food might lead to substantial gas emissions, which is where corporate sponsor, Subtle Butt, enters the picture. Made of activated carbon fabric, each disposable 3.25" square shield is held onto the inside of the underwear with two self-adhesive strips. Subtle Butt effectively filters flatulence, absorbing and neutralizing its odor."

Therefore, the first 250 fans in attendance at every "Fat Tuesday" ballgame (the first is on April 14, mark your calendars) will recieve a free product sample of Subtle Butt.

http://www.stormbaseball.com/

[RagAss]

1. This is the perfect symbol of America today.

[Blue_Tires]

2. but its an outdoor stadium...what's the point?

although we could use those on airplanes, subways, buses, etc...

[madinmaryland]

3. You're up awfully early this morning!

:hi:

[CreekDog]

4. well this couldn't wait.

so to speak. :D

:hi:

[Gormy Cuss]

5. I'm waiting for the A's to copy this promotion.

They should hand them out on dollar hot dog day too.

[BeachBaby]

6. Okay - they definitely need to have these at Eagles games.

DEF-IN-ITE-LY.

[Deja Q]

7. "In Living Color" did a parody of that back in 1990...

Of course, they were in suppository form and came in a bunch of different scenes...

[KamaAina]

8. The New Orleans Zephyrs (AAA) should sue

over the use of the phrase "Fat Tuesday". :P

[madinmaryland]

9. Considering all of the flatulence over in the sports forum, there

should be plenty distributed and sold to the participants in that forum!!