How can I most effectively torture MrLara during his five hour tattoo sitting tonight?

[LaraMN]

My BIL is a tattoo artist and is coming to our house to work on my husband's latest ink. I think it will be a fun family event.
It's not every day that MrLara is forced to sit still for an entire evening. I basically have a captive audience.
I'm thinking about doing a 4 -1/2 hour reading of my junior and high school poetry efforts.

[MrCoffee]

1. Vogon.

[LaraMN]

3. I had to google that,

and all I read was, "scifi blah blah, space dork blah blah blah.."

[Rosie1223]

2. Go ahead and start painting the pickup

[LaraMN]

4. We're having a blizzard and I'm not a complete sadist.

x(

[DS1]

5. Bring the laptop in and start shopping for drum and saxophone kits for the kids

[LaraMN]

6. I was thinking about giving Jack a sharpie and letting him help

with the ink-ing.

[Bake]

7. I thought he was leaving town and you were painting his truck?

I'm confused.

Bake

[LaraMN]

8. That's next week.

I'm planning ahead on that one!

[Bake]

11. You must be just LOADS of fun to live with!

:rofl:

Never a dull moment!

Bake

[Orrex]

9. Rent Twilight and watch it three times

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Show tunes. Lots and lots of show tunes. With Jazz hands.

:thumbsup:

[ThomCat]

12. What were your favorite romantic movies in Junior High?

I think it's time for a nostalgic movie night. :P