Question for skinnydippers in the buff

[Deja Q]

Where do you put the clothes so you can get them easily yet hidden so no bastid would steal them or throw them into the water?

Also, what do you about your drivers' license, ID, wallet, et cetera? Eh, do I want to know the answer to that bit? :eek:

[HopeHoops]

1. Isn't that redundant? "skinnydippers in the buff"?!?!?

:shrug:

[Bucky]

2. this happened to George Washington as a teenager

Being George Washington, he took the young ladies to court.

[Orrex]

3. I hope that he remembered to bring his briefs

[Bucky]

5. I belive almost all swimming was done code skinny in the 1740s

but let's just say it wasn't his teeth that were wooden that day

[tekisui]

4. I went to skinny dip the first time in my life on a hike.

We, my girlfriend and I, came to a lake with houses scattered on the edge. I thought it would be fun, and didn't worry about the houses, as I was headed straight into the water. I stripped down and ran into the lake, it calf deep. I kept running, but it never got deeper. My girlfriend was on the ground laughing at me, as I tried to find deep water.

I finally ran back to the shore, and gave up on being a skinny dipper.

[Roon]

6. I went skinny dipping once

I just put my wallet and keys on the nightstand..dropped my clothes, wrapped a towl around me and went to the swimming hole! Of course, if you travel by car to the swimming hole...........well, I wouldn't do it.

[hunter]

7. I didn't used to carry drivers' license, ID, wallet, et cetera., not anywhere.

Maybe the most fun I ever had skinny dipping was when I had this impulse to jump in the ocean naked late at night. I left my clothes on the beach and plowed into the surf.

After a bit swimming I'd drifted down the beach a bit and when I got out I couldn't find my clothes. Every random pile of kelp on the beach looked like my clothes, especially since I'm a little near-sighted. So I was walking up and down the beach stark naked looking for my clothes when the police walked out to see what I was about. Fortunately I had a bit of a reputation for crazy with the police already and they had big flashlights, so we found my clothes right away.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. My ex decided to go skinnydipping in the lake

on our honeymoon; I didn't feel like swimming so I stayed in the cabin. He wasn't gone long, though -- he came back within a few minutes looking kind of unsettled. He said he was just standing in waist-deep water when he saw a large snapping turtle swimming along nearby.

Then the turtle submerged.

The ex got out of the water really fast...