The Pope's Secret Life

[SoDesuKa]

Nobody believes it, but a friend says other people have seen him do it. The Pope sneaks out at night. He dresses up in civvies and hangs out in longshoreman's bars along the waterfront. Nobody believes it's really the Pope!

Unfortunately, when he gets feeling tipsy, he shoots his mouth off. And the next thing you know, somebody pops him in the face. It's pretty hard to explain this to the Monsignor who makes up his schedule. Makeup helps a little bit.