Since we can't agree on cats and geckos, can we agree on cats and teabags?

[madinmaryland]

:yoiks:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Teabag a cat at your own risk.

It will not end well.

[madinmaryland]

2. Well, there is the velvet paw...

:yoiks:

[TZ]

3. erm...

My cat Sophie's nickname is "the velvet paw"....:hide:

[madinmaryland]

9. errrr.

There's a story behind that, that cannot be mentioned here.

:yoiks:

[elshiva]

4. I agree with cats. It's dangerous to disagree with them.

[madinmaryland]

37. They're always right!

Thanks for the pic!

[elshiva]

38. You are welcome. Slurp.

:hug: :loveya:

[madinmaryland]

39. Lickety, lickety!!

[elshiva]

40. How does it taste?

:9

[madinmaryland]

41. Seriesly. Sonia and Panda have NO offspring.

Not physically possible.

[elshiva]

42. Who are Sonia and Panda?

[madinmaryland]

43. Two of the three cats that we have adopted. The other one,

Roosevelt just walked by after eating some dry food.

We adopted Sonia from Flaxbee several years ago. She has finally become a real cat!!

[elshiva]

44. Awww, cute.

:loveya:

[madinmaryland]

46. Roosevelt really was eating some dry food. He loves the stuff.

So does Sonia. Roosevelt will actually eat just about anything. At 20 lbs yes!

We got him when he was an eight week old.

[soleiri]

5. Is that supposed to be funny?

It’s an affront to those that cannot lick themselves.


:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[BeachBaby]

6. Will someone please educate me on this teabagging controversy?

I musta been MIA when this topic became all the rage.

[flvegan]

7. Oh Jesus. No she didn't.

Behave flvegan. Behave.

[BeachBaby]

10. Since when do you behave?

Tell the naive one. Please.

[flvegan]

14. Someone lays down, opens their mouth

and the man lowers/dunks his balls into said mouth.

[BeachBaby]

16. Wow.

Okay. Just when I thought I've heard everything.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

17. So now you can imagine why teabagging a cat

would be fraught with peril.

[BeachBaby]

25. NO.

I REFUSE to let that image run through my mind. :7

[flvegan]

19. See? So when you said "educate me" all sorts of things flashed

through my...well, you get the idea.

[BeachBaby]

29. LOL. Yeah.

I'll be processing/brewing this concept for awhile, no doubt.

[OwnedByFerrets]

34. Dont suppose youve heard about Tossed Salad either then.

:P

[BeachBaby]

35. Oh - I've heard ALL about that one.

Thanks for the reminder. :spank:

[madinmaryland]

36. Saay whaat?

tossed salad?

:wtf:

[OwnedByFerrets]

45. LMAO

TOSS MY SALAD

1) preparing a salad. mixing greens.

2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.

Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.

.

[TZ]

8. It has to do with the RWingers protesting Obama's

policies by holding tea parties..except the doofi are calling them teabagging in a truly clueless way....Its some sort of protest of taxes supposedly modeled after the Boston Tea Party...:eyes:

[BeachBaby]

11. WHAT? That's IT?

I'm not buying it - everytime this "teabagging" thing is brought up, it's almost ALWAYS a sexual reference. Now, tell me what it REALLY means.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. All righty, then. You asked for it...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tea-Bag

[BeachBaby]

18. Yeah. The Vegan One filled me in.

My, my, my.

[TZ]

23. I can't believe I knew this

And you didn't ...:P

[madinmaryland]

26. and you also know about the velvet paw!

[TZ]

27. Umm not in the way you think

It's just a cute kitty nick here....

[BeachBaby]

31. It must have come up here at DU....

when all the shit was hittin the fan, here at home.

[TZ]

15. See post 12 for the sexual reference.

[madinmaryland]

21. Figures you would have that one bookmarked!

:hide:

[name not needed]

12. balls + face = teabagging

[slutticus]

28. Rookie!

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/hl-10971077/its_always_sunny_in_philadelphia_gorilla_mask_season_4/

[name not needed]

30. "Damn, bro, you got a lot of pubic hair"

"Well not anymore"

[madinmaryland]

20. Maybe if you weren't so wrapped in teh phillies, you would know.

[BeachBaby]

22. Which one?

Chase, Shane, Jayson? So many Phils - so little time.

[madinmaryland]

24. They are running in the Kentucky Derby??

:wow:

I had not heard about that!

[DinahMoeHum]

32. You HAD to show your cat exposing itself. . .sheesh.

:freak:

[madinmaryland]

33. Well, they all do it while we are trying to eat.

:puke:

They also try and use the litter box at dinner time, also.

:grr:

[DinahMoeHum]

47. Heh heh - don't I know it!!

:evilgrin: