Obama Depressed, Distant Since 'Battlestar Galactica' Series Finale

[targetpractice]

Obama Depressed, Distant Since 'Battlestar Galactica' Series Finale

WASHINGTON—According to sources in the White House, President Barack Obama has been uncharacteristically distant and withdrawn ever since last month's two-hour series finale of Battlestar Galactica.

"The president seems to be someplace else lately," said one high-level official, speaking on condition of anonymity. "Yesterday we were all being briefed on the encroachment of Iranian drone planes into Iraq, when he just looked up from the table and blurted out, 'What am I supposed to watch on Fridays at 10 p.m. now? Numb3rs?'"

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[Swede]

1. This was pretty good.

I haven't seen him this upset since Admiral Adama realized that Earth was actually an uninhabitable wasteland," the official continued. "Or at least that's what he told me. I don't actually watch the show. It's not really my thing."

[Withywindle]

2. He doesn't fool me.

I know he talked tough during the campaign but I know he just BAWLED over Bill and Laura.

Also, he totally knows Rahm Emanuel is a Cylon, and he's OK with that.

[targetpractice]

5. Mental picture: Rahm with a band-aid eyepatch n/t

[MrPerson]

6. Orzag is teh Cylon.

[Lionel Mandrake]

3. It's not yet April 1 here on the west coast. N/T

[wickerwoman]

4. bet he'd like dollhouse though

since he's such a big firefly fan }(