This is NO JOKE!

[Debi]

Starting May 12th on BRAVO! - The Real Housewives of New Jersey!!! (Where's Haruka????)


http://tvwatch.people.com/2009/03/17/first-look-the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey/



From left to right, the women of The Real Housewives of New Jersey are …

Jacqueline Laurita: A former cosmetologist, she is now a stay-at-home mom, but still loves to pamper herself. She has a teenage daughter from her previous marriage and a 6-year-old son with her husband Chris, who owns wholesale apparel businesses and is brother to Caroline and Dina.

Teresa Giudice: Born and raised in New Jersey, her husband Joe owns a successful construction company. Together they have three young daughters, who take up much of her time. A friend of Dina and Caroline, she also loves to shop, get spa treatments and spend time at her beach house on the Jersey Shore.

Danielle Staub: “You either love me or you hate me, there is no in between,” says the single mom of two daughters. She prides herself as one of the first female American Express Black card members in New Jersey. She is also active in her local parish and regularly attends mass. She and Jacqueline are friends.

Dina Manzo: Founder of the nonprofit Project Ladybug, which helps children with cancer, she’s also an interior designer, an event planner, mother and best friends with her sister Caroline. Her husband Tommy works with his brother (Caroline’s husband) at their family’s catering business.

Caroline Manzo: She’s a mother of three and own a real estate firm and a line of children’s accessories. Described as a “feisty spitfire,” she’s Dina’s sister and is on the board of Project Ladybug. She’s married to Albert Manzo, brother of Dina’s husband Tommy. Dina and Caroline’s brother is Jacqueline’s husband Chris.

[SoxFan]

1. You knew there would be a Teresa, didn't you?

[Midlodemocrat]

2. I think Danielle and I are a lot alike.

You either like me or hate me.

:rofl:

[keroro gunsou]

10. i like midlo-obatarian

she's funny. and for all the abuse she takes (deservedly or not) she's ok.

that said, i'm still going to make fun of her.... problem is, i don't know what to tease her about that hasn't been already beaten to death by the rest of the lounge.

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Aw. thank you. Very sweet.

And, just pick something out of thin air. The idjits here sure do. :eyes:

[keroro gunsou]

13. yer welcome

in the spirit to which you've become accustomed to around here... don't you got some boxed wine you need to be drinking right about now? :evilgrin:

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Tipping it back as we speak.

Although, it's from a bottle.

[lost-in-nj]

3. I go to events at the

Manzo's catering place.


One of the Manzo's was on My Platinum Wedding a few years ago.....

I heard it was a HUGH affair and they took over the whole catering place.....


I for one will not be watching.... they do not represent NJ....


No one approached me or BB or Haruka did they ...


noooooooo

oh and thats the Atlantic City boardwalk they are on
the wives are supposed to live in a town 2 1/2 hours away from there

lost

[Debi]

6. You three don't fight like cats-n-dogs...

Would be boring TV (unless they got you drunk and dropped you off at a DAR meeting.....)

[Reverend_Smitty]

4. Somehow I don't think this show will do anything to help the state's image...

how many of these freakin 'Real' Housewives shows does Bravo have to make?

[Debi]

5. They'll keep making them as long as people keep watching them

Wonder when they'll make a RH of Iowa??? Should I audition if they do??

[VenusRising]

7. Oh, joy!

Another show full of completely selfish women who think they are the end all be all.

:eyes:

[Orsino]

8. “You either love me or you hate me, there is no in between.”

Except, of course, for the six billion or so of us who have never heard of her before, and never will again.

[Midlodemocrat]

12. She stole that line from me.

Series. I'm a jerk. on so many levels.

[keroro gunsou]

9. meh.

i think we need a "real housewives of DU" thread.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. I wish I was a housewife

I make a fucking awesome housewife. Unfortunately, I work, and LostinVA refers to me as her retirement fund.

[Shell Beau]

16. Aw man! Retirement Fund Wives just doesn't have that nice ring to it!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. It doesn't

Damn it.

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Huh. I refer to Mr. Midlo as a cash cow.

But we're happy.

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. Yeah, she figures eventually I'll pull in big bucks, and she can retire

I told her that she'd have to keep the house as nice as I did when I wasn't working. She already told me that wasn't happening. I hate her.

[Midlodemocrat]

20. OMG!! Tonight, I totally hate Mr.Midlo!!!! We should form a club.

He's giving me a ration of shit about the condition of the checking account. :eyes: What a douchebag.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. Like he should talk about draining the checking account

LostinVA complained that I bought a fishing license/trout stamp for *gasp* the trout season starting. It put off her getting a manual lawnmower for a week, apparently. We have a perfectly fine self-propelled gas mower.

[Midlodemocrat]

24. Dude. He's trying to drive the balance up to rival the national debt.

He's killing me. I really have to up my embezzling.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. Do what I did

Lose your debit card, steal his, find the lost (and now cancelled debit card), then never give his debit card back. I've had LostinVA's debit card for about six months, because I'm too lazy to get a new one.

[Debi]

38. Damn, I can't join.

I'm head-over heels in love w/Mr. Debi :loveya:

[Shell Beau]

21. But you are the trophy wife! That is what really counts!

:P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. I am a trophy wife

[Debi]

30. YAY Retirement Fund Wives!

:bounce:

[bigwillq]

25. Those shows are such trash.

:mad:

[beac]

27. Why do these "real" housewives always dress like they are sophmores in high school?

My granny used to call that "mutton dressed as lamb."

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. This one will be Guido-tacular!

[GOPisEvil]

29. Bravo. Stop. Now. I beg you.

Ditch EVERY ONE of these shows except Orange County. All the ones that have come after SUCK. Hard.

[Debi]

32. NO WAY

RH of New York City is AWESOME!! (as awesome as these insance shows can get) I even make Mr. Debi watch! :wow:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

34. No, this one is going to be awesome

NJ is a special place. The one woman was also on Bridezilla. It was great. Her husband is so totally in the mob.

[DS1]

31. What the fuck is the attraction to these trollops?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

33. Middle-aged guidos

[Debi]

36. As a middle-aged guido

I take offense to your comment *sniff*

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

39. You are definitely not a middle-aged guido

I'm not even sure if they have guidos in Iowa

[Debi]

40. I'm a transplant

Do I need to show you my papers?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

41. Okay, you're a Guido

[Debi]

42. Damn....I think I went about that wrong.

(And I prefer Dago ... )

[driver8]

35. I would rather stick long, sharp needles into my eyes and ears...

than to sit and listen to these housewives for five minutes!!

[Debi]

37. Oh, so you won't be watching? n/t