It's time to play the IT DOES NOT YIELD PORN ON THE GOOGLE IMAGE PAGE Game

[MrScorpio]

The rules are simple

- Pick a word or phrase, do a Google search on it and check the image page

- Your Safesearch Filtering prefs MUST be set to "Do not filter my search results."

- If you do not yield porn of any kind on the first page, you have a valid word or phrase

- You will score one point for each word used


For example: "Puppies and/or kittens" yields four points

- The person who racks up the most points wins (Whatever)


Tally ho! (Two Points)

[flvegan]

1. Suck it Trebek golden penis antlers

6 points for me, and I did it daring style.

[MrScorpio]

3. Wow!

That does work!

[KitchenWitch]

2. What fun is that?

:P

[MrScorpio]

4. Because it's so easy to yield porn

Getting Google to do the opposite doesn't seem so likely

[crispini]

5. coffee at breakfast (three points!)

[crispini]

6. hayden harnett limited edition pompidou - five points!

[deucemagnet]

7. I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.

12 points for me, and that's counting contractions and hyphenated words as one word!

(Thanks to Ghost in the Shell and JD Salinger!)

[Beer Snob-50]

8. george and laura bush on a picnic

7 points?

[MrScorpio]

9. I only regret that i have but one life to lose for my country

Fourteen

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. margaret thatcher naked on a cold day sitting on the loo watching the tellie while eating garbage

and Asian teen pussy.

That's, let's see, 21 points for me.


(You do realize, I hope, that the more words one uses, the less chance there is of any kind of a hit?)

[EastTennesseeDem]

11. "Jenna Jameson Howard Stern" doesn't work

Goddammit. I'm in the hole at -4.