This just isn't right

[BarenakedLady]

Not only is Emma taking up half the bed, but now she is snoring loudly on my pillow.

What should I do to annoy her? Blow in her ear? Tickle her feet? Pierce her lip? Ideas?

[elshiva]

1. Kiss her on the lips. It works with our cats.

[BarenakedLady]

2. She just snorted at me

and went back to sleep. Damn ingrate! :P

[elshiva]

3. Give her a quick poke in the shoulder and push her off the bed.

[BarenakedLady]

4. And now, she's evidentally chasing rabbits

in her sleep.

:eyes:

It's going to be a long night. Heh.

[flvegan]

5. If you really wanted to annoy a dog, ignore him/her.

She looks like a hugger. That's what I'd do.

[BarenakedLady]

6. How do you ignore a snoring dog

running in her sleep taking up the whole freakin bed? And how will she know I'm ignoring her?

:rofl:

[flvegan]

7. Well, she's asleep, so that won't work.

She sounds happy, though.

[BarenakedLady]

8. Suuuuure she's happy

And I've just got the edge of the bed. Oh great...now there is a cat on my feet. If I move my feet it will become prey that must be killed.

I need sleep.

[flvegan]

9. You know, I have the perfect solution for this.

It would be lewd and ungentlemanly of me to suggest it though.

See, every night *I* have almost 200 lbs of dog on MY bed with me, and if we...no, no, no. See, lewd.

[BarenakedLady]

10. I'm sure we could work something out.

And in a way that all mentioned parties would be satisfied.

Thank goodness for your gentlemanlyness.

O8)

[flvegan]

11. I fear you'd still not get that desired sleep any time soon.

For one of two possible reasons.

[BarenakedLady]

12. Your dog would eat my cat?

Sleep? Who needs sleep?

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

13. Is that a euphemism for something else?

I hope I hope.

My dogs love cats. Well most of them. The dogs in question, on the bed, love cats.

[BarenakedLady]

14. And I thought I was being subtle.

:rofl:

[flvegan]

16. I can't possibly respond to this without getting the thread locked.

[BarenakedLady]

18. Always the gentleman

;)

[latebloomer]

15. Ooh, that's a beautiful room!

Nice floors. Lovely window. Great fireplace.

Cute doggie, too!

[BarenakedLady]

17. It's for sale!

Or will be soon anyway.

The dog is coming with me.

[latebloomer]

23. It's beautiful, but

I gotta stay put here in Sopranoland, at least till the kids get thru high school.

Good luck!!

[GOPisEvil]

19. Please....

Madrone has it MUCH worse. She has a 75lb lab, a little yappy dog, two cats (one of which dry humps the other all damn night) sharing a bed with her. ONE DOG - she would KILL to just have ONE animal in bed with her.

[flvegan]

20. "...she would KILL to just have ONE animal in bed with her."

Bet you're up for the task, yes?

:rofl:

Sorry dude if I'm overstepping. Just...well, my humor is rubbish, I know. I'll delete this if it offends you or Madrone in any way, as I don't mean it to be as such.

[GOPisEvil]

22. Hahahaha!

Dude, when I visit, I have to be quick (and not in THAT way) or one of those furry bastards will take my spot. If I screw up and don't allow myself adequate leg room, well, I guess I just have to pretzel it until one of them moves.

Offend? She would laugh too. :)

[BarenakedLady]

21. It's no longer just her

One of the cats has joined us. There will be another cat at some point. Thank goodness the Golden doesn't come down here or else I'd be on the floor.

[Dangerously Amused]

24. Awwww, what a cutie!

She looks a lot like my Buddy. And I would give -anything- to have him hog the bed one more time.

:hug: