~~ Large Collection Of Used Porn For Sale! ~~ Magazines Only $1.00!!! ~~

[Dangerously Amused]

Also, various taxidermied animals and animal body parts, highlights including a large intact horse's mane with exceptionally long hair from from forelock to withers, and what appears to be a hawk of some type, sans head. And assorted household goods, and a great many brightly colored plastic forks in plastic bag lots.

At an estate sale a mile or so away from my house.

And w00t, everything is half-price tomorrow!

[lizziegrace]

1. wow...

And to think I walked away from all that! ;)

:hug:

[Dangerously Amused]

4. The dead animal room had a very Ed Gien-ish vibe to it.

I can't believe you left me here all alone in this macabre neighborhood. :cry:

[lizziegrace]

16. You always have a room at Tara

:)

[Dangerously Amused]

19. Okay, but I'll need the room without any creepy taxidermied animals in it, please.

And if you could get your extensive collection of kinky porn out of there before I arrive, it would be greatly appreciated. Not that I grudge you the porn, mind. It's just a little TMI, is all.

[lizziegrace]

21. Do I have to??

The kinky porn?? Okay. But only because you're one of my dearest friends. ;)

[Heidi]

2. Is it "used porn," or "selected erotica from a private collection"?

:rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

5. I can ask the proprietors, if you're interested.

:7

[Heidi]

8. Please do, and while you have the proprietor on the phone,

please give CMW my regards, as I'm now going upstairs to read. :rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

10. Heh.

It just seems weird to sell off Dad's old porn, you know? Like, I don't know... sacrilegious or something.

Nonetheless, I will see if CMW is offering a discount for family members. :)

[Call Me Wesley]

13. Is it 'Vintage?'

If so, it's called 'Collector's items!' :rofl:

Truth to be told, I still have the first German Playboy edition (for the articles, Ray Bradbury and all!) with Marylin Monroe! :woohoo:

[Dangerously Amused]

15. Not sure if it is vintage.

But I assume some of it is since I don't think anybody could amass that comprehensive of a collection in a short amount of time. :)

Good call on the first Playboy, that's going to increase in value for sure. Them Swiss bankers got nothin' on you!

[Shell Beau]

3. The pages are all stuck together!

:shrug:

[Dangerously Amused]

6. Eeeeeew.

x(

[Shell Beau]

9. Hey, that is the chance you take buying used porn!

:puke:

[MajorChode]

11. Used porn sounds so dirty

Can't you call it "previously owned"?

[Shell Beau]

17. Sure--if it makes you feel better!!!

:P

Previously owned tapes are one thing, previously owned magazines are another! :puke:

[arcadian]

12. Climate control storage would have fixed that right up.

Too bad they didn't know about that option.

[City of Mills]

7. Headless Hawk sounds like a heavy metal band

I'd definitely pick that up!

[Dangerously Amused]

14. He had a few of those old sturdy wooden Coke bottle box/crates,

which I like and use for lots of things. Also some nice old tools. All of which would be a good deal at half price. So I might head back tomorrow and see what's left.

I'll let you know if the headless hawk is still available. Then again, it's already "half off." Har har. :eyes:

[deucemagnet]

18. Cool!

I'll take a bag of plastic forks and any magazines with the words "naughty coed" on the cover, please. :evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

20. One bag of rainbow colored plastic forks, and any/all "Naughty Co-Ed" mags. Got it.

I'll see if they'll throw in a few animal body parts to sweeten the deal. 'Cuz I'm just cool like that.