Why aren't you breastfeeding?

[Orrex]

Poll question: Why aren't you breastfeeding?

Everyone knows that Natural Is Best in all things for all time forever and ever let-me-get-an-amen!!!

So what possible justification could you have for not suckling a child at your teat right now this very second?!?

Confess!

CONFESS!!

CONFESS!!!!

[Iggo]

1. She won't let me.

[Orrex]

2. Oh, like it's any of her goddamned business

That's what they're for isn't it?!?

[Iggo]

9. Saaaay, you got a point there!

[TZ]

3. Because...

I'm too busy spiking my breast milk with thimerosol in order to find better ways to give babies autism...:P

[Orrex]

5. Don't forget to sweeten it with HFCS!

Mm-mmm!

[Jamastiene]

4. You forgot an option.

Because she told me to stop once I grew teeth. My momma had some big'uns too. :wow:

[MissMillie]

6. Well, because my child is 21.

And I'm thinking I haven't produced milk in years.

[Maine-ah]

7. well, I still have boobie juice flowing

even though I weaned her dec '07, so really, I have no excuses. Just lazy.



:hide:







oh just in case....:sarcasm: is for the lazy comment.

[cherish44]

8. I'm afraid someone might make a satircal cartoon of me doing it

I don't know why but I just can't stand this woman

[JitterbugPerfume]

10. my "baby" child

has teeth . He was born in 1970

[fizzgig]

11. i might get some weird looks

breastfeeding a cat and all that

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. Because my babies are now 36 and 42, and long since weaned!

That's why!

:P

[KamaAina]

13. Because I'm a male. And I don't have a child.

:eyes:

[mainegreen]

14. Shell Beau wont let me!

:hide:

[TZ]

15. She will if...

you fap all over her...:hide:

[mainegreen]

16. Ain't nowhere good down that road. Breastfeeding AND fapping?

Ain't going there!

[Left Is Write]

17. Oh, honey, that well dried up five years ago.

[Arugula Latte]

18. I already served, and, after two years per baby, got an honorable discharge.

:patriot:

[FloridaJudy]

19. I did it, and now - BY GOD! - everybody else has to as well!

I actually rather enjoyed both the convenience and the chance to sit down and relax for a bit several times during the day. I found it much easier than having to sterilize all those freakin' bottles. But if other women would rather not, I'm not going to get nasty about it.

[Rambis]

20. Cause I'm a Man Baby, Yeah!

[dixiegrrrrl]

21. What are ..."moobs" ?????

'mama boobs" ?

":my boobs" ?

[Orrex]

22. Google it.

I dare you.

[trof]

23. No baby, no boobs.

[Orrex]

24. That's a quitter's attitude, buddy

[trof]

26. I know. I give up easy.

:rofl:

[keroro gunsou]

25. for good reason

i'm male.

[Bunny]

27. I'd have to remove my piercings, and those are just too darn hard to get back in.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

28. Why starve the child under the ruse of feeding it?

There's more nutrition in cinder blocks than these moobs.

[HopeHoops]

29. BECAUSE I'M A GUY!!!!

My wife breast fed all three of our daughters until they gave it up on their own - which sort of disappointed her each time.

[One_Life_To_Give]

30. Wife refuses to let me feed her that way!

I mean really they need attention! But no she won't.
And all those poor starving children in Africa.

[MrSlayer]

31. I don't have tits.

Kind of makes it impossible.

[BarenakedLady]

32. They are all tapped out

And have been for years now.

[yellowcanine]

33. Because at 58 I figure both my mom and I are too old for that.

[SPKrazy]

34. I tried but I could never get my milk to come in...

:shrug:

[tabbycat31]

35. i have no children

and I don't exactly want my cat to do that.

[Crunchy Frog]

36. I am, as a matter of fact.

:)

[DemBones DemBones]

37. I'd have to breastfeed my daughter while

she's driving her RV, and everybody knows where that could lead: Olive Garden.