You know why the Lounge rules?

[MrScorpio]

Because, we can take a fucking joke.

Yeah, baby!

(Any good jokes about fucking?)

[Richardo]

1. Is this a trick question?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. Two golden retrievers started fucking and had a litter of purebred golden retrievers.

:P

[Symarip]

3. and...

NARWHALS!!!1

[MrScorpio]

4. NARWHALS, FUCKIN' YEAH! nt

[kimmerspixelated]

5. Or, fake a jucking toke!

Okay, here goes, know why Baptists don't like dancing???? Cuz they don't want anyone to think they are doing it standing up...wait, I think I screwed it up, damn I can kill a joke everytime... so sorry!:blush:

[nomorenomore08]

17. Why are Baptists against premarital sex?

Because it might lead to dancing!

[jeff30997]

6. I am the eggman,...

they are the eggmen,I am the Narwhals
Koo koo kachoo koo koo koo kachoo koo koo

[jobycom]

7. I've got proof that this isn't necessarily true.

:scared:

[MrScorpio]

8. So who can't take a joke?

We need to have an intervention

[jobycom]

10. I suppose that depends on your perspective...

I think it's him, he thinks it's me... But he's wrong.

[KamaAina]

9. Why is Budweiser like having sex in a canoe?

Because it's fucking close to water! :beer:

[jobycom]

11. So a Democrat breaks down in Texas and catches a ride from a guy in a pickup.

Pickup driver immediately asks "Who did you vote for?" and the Democrat says "Obama." The pickup pulls over and dumps him on the side of the road. A couple minutes later a Cadillac pulls up, and a kind elderly businessman rolls down the window. "I'll help you out, son, but first, tell me who you voted for." "Obama," the Democrat says. The Cadillac rolls up his window and speeds away.

Half hour later, a beautiful blond in a red Corvette convertable stops. "Howdy, stranger," she says in a smokey voice. "Want a ride?" The man nods and she starts to open the door, but pauses. "First, tell me who you voted for." "McCain," the man answers, and the door opens, and soon they are zooming down the highway, wind whistling through their hair. The wind also catched the woman's skirt, and it starts sliding up her thighs, a little higher, then a little higher. The woman seems oblivious to this, although she keeps glancing sidelong at our turncoat friend, in a flirtatious, even suggestive way.

The man tries not to stare at her legs, but the wind keeps pushing the skirt higher, and her legs are silky smooth, and nicely rounded, and finally a sudden gust flips the skirt up the final inch and reveals a pink thong. "Stop the car!!!!" our young friend screams, and the woman obliges, and he gets out of the car. "Whatever is wrong?" she asks.

"I've only been a Republican for three minutes," he answers, as he turns to walk away. "And already I want to fuck somebody."

[MrPerson]

12. As soon as I find my truck we can drive out of here.....

[NV Whino]

13. I didn't know the Lounge had rules.

[quakerboy]

14. cause noone dares to challenge us?

Narwhals, baby, narwhals.

[Dr. Strange]

15. After what you did in GD...

I hope your mutt burns in Hell.
:rofl:

[MrScorpio]

19. I was a bad man

It's incredible to finally realize what havoc I create with a few words

And I'm not apologizing either... it still cracks me up

[Tommy_Carcetti]

20. At least his mutt has a soul that can be damned to hell.

Had it been a purebred.... :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

16. Really? The Lounge has the most pointless and immature flamewars on all of DU.

Most of them caused by severe lacking in the sense of humor.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

18. almost every Saturday Night...

:hi:

[SacredCow]

21. Nice post, Jerry Seinfeld....

What's the deal with The LOUNGE????


:rofl: