Best Living Will Template Ever

[dixiegrrrrl]

I, your mother / friend, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means .

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills .

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
Cup of coffee
Margarita
Sex
Martini
Cold Beer
Chocolate
Chicken fried steak
Cream gravy
Sex
Mexican food
Chocolate
French fries
Chocolate
Pizza
Sex
Ice cream
Cup of coffee
Chocolate
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better . When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!
Have a Drink IT'S 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. Why are chicken fried steak and cream gravy listed separately?

If you ask for the first without the second, you oughta be dead anyway. :wtf:

[dixiegrrrrl]

2. True, dat.

[trof]

3. 'Cause cream gravy ain't JUST for CFS.

Biskits, grits, mashed 'taters, dressing/stuffing, etc., etc.

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. That's why I said 'the first without the second'

Cream gravy doesn't need chicken fried steak, but chicken fried steak MUST have cream gravy. I wouldn't eat it if it didn't. In fact, I'd probably start throwin' food. :grr:



Note: Chicken fried steak damned well oughta have smashed taters and biskits, too. Or corn bread. And a side o' grits wouldn't hurt. :9