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Eyerish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-04-09 12:21 AM
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Has anyone seen the Chic Shaper?


I just saw the commercial for this contraption & I wanted to see if I'm the only one that finds this thing ridiculous?? At least Vince isn't pushing this thing... "You're gonna love my boobs!" :rofl:

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murielm99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-04-09 01:42 AM
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1. My God, it is a contraption. There isn't a better word for it.
Doesn't it look like the model in profile is just standing up straighter, and throwing her shoulders back? And wouldn't anyone with boobs that size sag a bit if they were slumped over? I mean, unless they were fourteen?

Women don't need this crap.
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-04-09 12:56 PM
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6. I'm with you.
Dang! How long did it take us to get rid of all that crap and their trying to sell us on it all over again.

And you're right. Her posture is decidedly straighter in the second pic.

:hi:
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-04-09 11:02 AM
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2. Over the shoulder boulder holder.
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-04-09 11:04 AM
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3. do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow?

:hide:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-04-09 12:50 PM
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4. I can't. However, I CAN throw them over my shoulder like a continental soldier
I'll post pics later...
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-04-09 12:54 PM
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5. I love them head slaps !
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-04-09 01:00 PM
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7. Do you wonder why there's a market for this thing?
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-04-09 01:05 PM
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8. that one got my vote for stupidest thread ever on DU --
Edited on Sat Apr-04-09 01:05 PM by Tuesday Afternoon
you know, if one could vote for that sort of thing.
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murielm99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-04-09 07:59 PM
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9. We care about the queen's boobs?
Holeee crap.

If I cared about the queen's boobs, I would keep it to myself, and not post it on a website.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-04-09 08:01 PM
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10. It lifts! It cradles! It...
is a hell of a lot more expensive than me, and you can't take it home to meet your mother!
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-04-09 08:12 PM
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11. Do they have them for 40 Double D wide cups!!!!
Edited on Sat Apr-04-09 08:13 PM by lunatica
I'm tired of tripping all over my boobs.
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