OK, some foods have sex appeal. Others do not.

Initech

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Sat Apr-04-09 06:14 PM
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OK, some foods have sex appeal. Others do not.

Berries = sexy

Chocolate sauce = sexy

A double bacon cheeseburger covered in barbecue sauce = not sexy

Shut the fuck up, Carl's Jr. :puke:

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Tuesday Afternoon

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Sat Apr-04-09 06:34 PM
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1. .

Edited on Sat Apr-04-09 06:42 PM by Tuesday Afternoon

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mainegreen

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Sat Apr-04-09 06:35 PM
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2. Yummy, but not sexy.

Living snot, while surprising yummy, is NOT sexy.

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Tuesday Afternoon

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Sat Apr-04-09 06:39 PM
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5. .

Edited on Sat Apr-04-09 06:41 PM by Tuesday Afternoon

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LostInAnomie

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Sat Apr-04-09 06:36 PM
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3. Sausage = Teh Sex

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Bunny

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Sat Apr-04-09 06:38 PM
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4. Smoked kielbasa and pierogies. In Pittsburgh, this precedes many a romantic interlude:

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XemaSab

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Sat Apr-04-09 06:41 PM
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6. ...cut all too short by horrible gas and indigestion

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Bunny

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Sat Apr-04-09 07:04 PM
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11. Really? Why would you let a little thing like that stop you?

:shrug:

:rofl: :D

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HopeHoops

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Sat Apr-04-09 06:41 PM
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7. Asparagus

Our purple asparagus is just starting to pop up - the green is usually a week behind - YUMMY!

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oedura

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Sat Apr-04-09 06:58 PM
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8. Chocolate sauce isn't sexy...

...used in a "sexy" scenario, chocolate sauce just reminds me of liquid feces.

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Deja Q

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Sat Apr-04-09 07:03 PM
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10. Ah, Santorum

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rick+santorum

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Initech

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Sat Apr-04-09 07:19 PM
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12. Never thought of it that way.

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Deja Q

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Sat Apr-04-09 07:02 PM
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9. Bananas and venus fly traps -- sexy

Wait, a venus fly trap isn't a food? :cry:

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Initech

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Sat Apr-04-09 07:20 PM
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13. I wouldn't want to put any vital organs in a venus fly trap.

:scared:

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