Post Here And I Will Tell You Something Good About You That Is A Lie...

[SPKrazy]

how does that sound?






:shrug:

[SKKY]

1. Cool! Shoot!

[SPKrazy]

7. You are the smartest person on DU

and you should never forget that ever :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. Go for it!

:D :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

8. You are hard to do because you are already so wonderful its hard to come up with something new

but here goes

your eyes are more beautiful than any eyes I've ever, ever seen, and they are deep pools of blue sea that sends shivers down my spine :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. What? That's not the truth?

I'm offended. :D

[SPKrazy]

16. shhhh....

it is the truth, now am I lying or telling the truth?

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. It's one of the worlds great mysteries.

Kind of like how many does it take to get the center of a tootsie roll pop? :shrug:

[SPKrazy]

18. We can get together and find out

how long it takes two of us to get to the center of one tootsie pop :P

[HopeHoops]

3. Make it manly

Or something about my cooking, or gardening, or woodworking skills. Shit, now I'm confused.

[SPKrazy]

9. You are the bomb when it comes to your woodworking skills

you should be a famous artiste of woodwork, and have servants to bring your wood to you! :D

[HopeHoops]

20. Thanks - that's what I thought!

:woohoo:

[Arugula Latte]

4. Okay

Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
(tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies)
Oh, no, no you cant disguise
(you cant disguise, no you cant disguise)
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies

[SPKrazy]

10. Your beauty is like the cliffs of Oregon

spectacular and amazing to see, also absolutely unforgettable, and to see the ocean below, and the rocks and the waves, it is all part of your beauty. :D

[Arugula Latte]

25. I'm still waiting for you to tell me a lie!

:D

[SPKrazy]

26. okay

you dress like a waif and you can't tell time, but that's not good...

[TK421]

5. I know it would be a lie...there is nothing good about me

:shrug:

[SPKrazy]

11. You my friend are the studliest man

and you put yourself down when it is true. There is no one like you in the world and you are the stud, and all the women taking pics of you are just doing it because they are looking at you as breathtaking... :D

[Left Is Write]

6. It sounds a little weird. But go for it.

[SPKrazy]

12. Would you expect anything less from me LIW?

This one is very hard to do too...

Okay, you should be a beauty queen who looks down on her subjects from on high, you should be waited on by servants who massage your feet and body and prepare hot mineral baths. You should drink the best wines and live in fabulous surroundings as a queen should do.

Your beauty is revered far and wide and people come for miles to get a glimpse of you... :D

[Left Is Write]

22. Wait....all that is a LIE?

:(

[SPKrazy]

23. No not all is a lie

only some of it, or none of it, or shreds of truth woven with lies, or is it even a lie...

I say I'm lying, that's a lie...

you are da bomb though whatever the case may be :loveya:

[Dr. Strange]

13. I can't wait.

[SPKrazy]

14. You should be in the movies man

your good looks and strong healthy vitality, along with your intelligence and natural acting ability would make you the greatest and wealthiest star around.

You would be wanted for every major role and likely when awards all the time! :D

[mcctatas]

19. I am terrified and intrigued at the same time...

:crazy:

[SPKrazy]

21. Your lovely red hair

is more beautiful than an Irish sunset in the summertime...

and your skin is perfect and smooth and you are deserving of being made the queen of Ireland, in fact of all the British Isles...

(that's hard Mcctatas, I bet Paddy would agree that it is truth and pound on me for saying it is a lie) :P


:D

[quakerboy]

24. me

I play. Me

[SPKrazy]

27. you dance like Fred Astaire

and stand and have the presence of Clark Gable.

[bigwillq]

28. Do it to it.

:)

[SPKrazy]

30. Well this will be difficult too...

because you are awesome,

so you are the sexiest man alive and you have millions of secret admirers who just want to make a connection with you...

:D

[lost-in-nj]

33. this isn't a lie

it's the truth!!!!

he is admired by millions

and he is sexy.....


:hug:

gotta do better SPKrazy....


I think you are telling the truth for everyone


:hi:


lost

[SPKrazy]

44. truthful lies

the best lie is one that is wrapped in truth

the worst one is one that is so obviously untrue that it is unbelievable

so I leave it to the reader and the person to figure out how true or untrue, and they may be mostly true or mostly untrue, or none of the above for each of the lies I tell here.

:P

[bigwillq]

38. That ain't no lie, boy!

:P ;) :) :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

45. well if you analyze it carefully

there is at least one little lie in the fabric of truthiness that is like a tear in the fabric of time (if time is a fabric that is)

[Arkansas Granny]

29. Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

[SPKrazy]

31. Granny

you are the sexiest granny that ever lived and you turn heads everywhere you go, even causing a kind of hysteria not seen before since Elvis, only guys are fainting all over the place when you walk into a room...


:D

[Arkansas Granny]

35. That was definitely one of those sweet little lies.

[SPKrazy]

43. :D

:hug:

[lost-in-nj]

32. I'm game

go for it

:hi:

:hug:


lost

[SPKrazy]

37. This is like impossible now

you have the longest straightest hair ever imaginable and it is silky and smooth and goes down to the bottom of your back.

you like to wear thigh high boots and and hang out where you have 100 guys following you around... :loveya:

[RT Atlanta]

34. Looking forward to it!

I dont realize the fun I miss by not checking in to the Lounge "after hours."

[SPKrazy]

40. You are the reason they nicknamed Atlanta

Hotlanta! had nothing to do with the temperature or the pace, it was all about you!

You can hardly walk down the street without people running up to you and wanting to get your autograph or even just to touch you. Your bodyguards take care of that for you though. It is still a thrill to see it happening for you even though its gone on for years now!

:D

[Jamastiene]

36. Big Money! Big Money!

Oh, wait. This isn't a game show, is it? I don't know why I said that. :P

[SPKrazy]

41. You have more money that Bill Gates

and you hide it well. You like to vacation in Fiji, and spend your free time jetting around Europe. You are a true rock star and have your own groupies who follow you like they were following the messiah.

In fact your music is so moving that your albums can't stay in stock as people clean out the stores. I-tunes had to stop selling your album because it was crashing their site.

People are starving for you and your music, and you reap the rewards. It is better than a game show! :D

[libodem]

39. Hi, I like to lie

I lie a lot. And I mean that. I like to start lies about, Guano Bleck. He ordered a child bride from one of the Cults in Texas and keeps a 12 year old to beat and screw at undisclosed location. He is a polygamist. Now, you can lie about me. :)

[SPKrazy]

42. You are hiding in Idaho because you are the true creator

of all things Oprah. She could not have made it without your brilliance and guidance and she has paid you well and kept your secret. Idaho has grown on you and you have clients from all over the world who you "coach" with your brilliance and mastery of what makes people tick.

As for Guano Beck, if he'd have come to you he'd be a different man for sure, he'd be a liberal, and have legal brides and a following of real people instead of freaks and freepers types!

:D

[libodem]

48. Yeah, that's good

real good. Bleck would be in a dog collar crawling on all fours....

[SPKrazy]

46. I am the greatest

empath that ever lived... I can sense a person's problems through the computer and figure them out without them ever saying a word.

I don't want this gift, but I'm trying to figure out how to make money off of it, that's my truth/lie about me.

[elshiva]

47. Hello, honey, how are you?

[SPKrazy]

49. You my dear make women and men stop dead in their tracks

crank their heads around and look at you... with lust on their minds. Your inner beauty radiates outward and captures them in your outward beauty. Elvira mistress of the dark has nothing on elshiva, the breaker of hearts and mender of minds....

[elshiva]

71. Heehee, thank you.

:hug: Thanks for talking about attracting men and women. :)

[Dystopian]

50. Liar, liar pants on fire!

:spank:



This best be good...I'm in a bad mood...really crabby.
I have a pinched face.... x(


:hi:

peace~

[SPKrazy]

52. I can't see a pinched face anywhere

you are a melody that lingers in the heavens, a beauty that gets better with age, like a good wine. Your heart is wise and strong even when it feels like it is not. You have admirers and followers that you never see unless you stop, look around, here they come, here they come!~

(no not your 19th nervous breakdown that's my line)

Crabs relax when they see you, birds stop and look to you for reassurance. :) :loveya:

[Dystopian]

54. Thank you!

Those were awesome lies.....
:loveya:

I especially enjoyed the last line. Everyone at work thinks I'm a tad skewed, which I am, so I'll inform them tomorrow that crabs relax when they see me....:o

You made me smile....Thank you for unpinching my face! :D

:hug:


peace~

[LuckyTheDog]

51. OK. Please do! (nt)

[SPKrazy]

53. You are more than lucky, you are able to read others in such a way

that you can essentially get what you want if you wanted to, however you choose to do it the old fashioned way, you work and people respond. The gift is not without its use though because you are able to help those who seek you out. You are strengthened by it and find yourself growing stronger every day. Your radiance is attractive to those who know you and they often wonder what is the source of it. It makes you an intriguing person who is wanted and popular to those you are drawn to.

:hi:

[Dinger]

55. O.K. Give It To Me (nt)

[SPKrazy]

61. You and the man in black are almost melded together in some ways

you stand up for the downtrodden and those without a voice. This is a gift you have and people listen to you when you speak. You also have a charisma that can't be resisted by those who care about you and you are one to whom people are drawn to. You must take advantage of this and not abuse it though because abusing it would bring harm to you. (getting people to do things against their will) You have an almost hypnotic presence and this brings a great deal of power to you and others find that attractive.

[BarenakedLady]

56. Are you still playing this game?

I'm in need of amusement. :D

[SPKrazy]

57. Only its not a game I don't think

I feel compelled now

you, my barenakedlady, are a diamond in the rough who is just starting to shine more brightly than ever before. While you are scared there is also excitement and that excitement sends waves of wonder to those around you and you are able to do things you never believed you could. In fact you might even go as far as the governor's mansion in time, but that will be up to you. In the meantime, settle for inner peace, self satisfaction, and the feeling that those who know you (even online) love you and hope for the best for you...

this inner glow you have will bring amazing rewards if you are patient

I'm starting to sound more like a fortune cookie, maybe I am :9

[BarenakedLady]

59. I hope that's not a lie!

Except the part about the Governor's mansion...no thanks. :P

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

62. Iike I said, its up to you :D

;)

lie or truth, its all wrapped up together and up to you to unwind it and make it yours

[BarenakedLady]

63. Whoaaaa, Dude!

That's like all deep and shit.

:D

[SPKrazy]

65. no deeper than you want it to be

its your gift to the world and yours to share as much as you like.

[BarenakedLady]

67. Quit messin' with my head!

:silly:

[BeachBaby]

58. Ooooohhhh, this sounds interesting. Okay - go.

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

64. Well BB

you have a unique ability to empathize with others and to feel their pain and their joy. this can be your trump card in some situations, it can also be a debilitating thing if not used properly. You must put on your armor each day to protect yourself psychically and then you can do most anything. Your natural beauty is also a powerful issue for you in your daily endeavors. It radiates from inside, and the more you can do to protect your insides from exhaustion and over use, the better you will feel. You will thrive most from situations where your gift can be used to its advantage. You also will need time to rejuvenate. You are not a big group extrovert and need down time to recharge anyway. All of these things make you a beautiful person inside and out and a good friend to those who befriend you and you are loyal, but don't cross you either. :D

[BeachBaby]

70. Wow! You figured out ALL of that from a few phone calls?

Damn. I'm an open book, apparently. :rofl:

Thanks, hon. :hug:

[madohioan]

60. My turn

Tell me what you got.

[SPKrazy]

66. I predict good things for you madohioan

the anger that describes your name here is something that you will deal with and let go of and by doing this you will become the voice you long to be, your own voice will resonate and speak out loudly and will be heard by others.

To do this though you may have to make sacrifices in some areas. A peaceful nature will bring you more power in your goals than a forceful one. This seems to be counterintuitive but you will find it is true.

as for your dreams, they are within reach if you make a plan and take it step by step you will get there.

You may even be the president of this nation someday, until then you will have to guard yourself from feeling like you need to be farther along than you are.

[malta blue]

68. This ought to be interesting

:hi:

[flying rabbit]

69. Bring it. n/t