Locking.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Figured I might as well get it over with.

[dixiegrrrrl]

1. Good for you..

look how much bandwidth, font space, brainpower you saved DU ers.
Very good conservation, :D

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Thank you. n/t

[sarge43]

3. Interesting philosophical question

If you create a thread and at the same time lock the thread, are you IBTL?

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. You just blew my mind.

[sarge43]

5. My work here is done.

:evilgrin:

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. .

:D :hi:

[Arugula Latte]

11. Whoa. Like, wow, man.

:hippie:

[sarge43]

12. See what happens when powers are used

for evil, not good?

:freak:

[HopeHoops]

7. Well, since you already locked it,

Lets turn it a bit south...

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in Front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. Any questions, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?"

She says, "One hundred dollars."

He says, "All I got is thirty".

She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?"

"A hand job," Harry replied.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty quid is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his trousers, and out pops a HUGE smooth and very beautiful penis!

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back to Harry.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

"Any chance you could lend this guy seventy bucks?!"

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Your turn!

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. Good one!

:rofl:

I'm not sure if you copied and pasted that...but I noticed you used the word "quid". Are you from the UK?

:hi:

[HopeHoops]

14. It was a copy/paste

But I've watched "The Full Monty" many times so I probably read over that without thinking twice.

[dysfunctional press]

8. IATL

nt

[sarge43]

10. Not half as good as HopeHoops, but IBTL

A Democrat and a Republican were out hunting in the woods. They come to a clearing and in the middle of it stands this beautiful woman, as naked as a jaybird.

The Dem calls out, "Hey babe, are you game?"

The woman answers, "Sure am honey."

The Repub shoots her.

:bounce::bounce:

[Dr. Strange]

13. Unlocking.

This is not a callout. Please do not read the Forum Rules.

Sincerely yours,
Twinkles, the Moderator.

[Spacemom]

15. I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit

It's the only way to be sure.