You know, if they ever made me a mod, which they never would...

[LeftyFingerPop]

I would be a rebel. I'd be a "rogue mod". You know, like one of those elephants that go nuts.

I'd make decisions without consulting other mods...I'd go fucking crazy man...I'd be hittin' buttons, pulling switches...I'd be fucking tombstoning people left and right.

I'd put Skinner on ignore so he would have to override my ignore to warn me about being a shitty mod.

Oh man, I'd cut loose baby!!

I'd PM sweet people who only posted nice stuff, and I would demand money from them.

I'd photoshop pictures of taterguy and sell them to other DU'ers.

I'd go CRAZY.

This is why I will never ever be a mod.

Thank you.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear LeftyFingerPop...

Um, no you wouldn't.

If you did, and that's a big if, you would get tossed out...

Plus, I think you're joking!

:P

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. My dear Peg...

You would be correct in your assumption that I am joking.

And you are indeed correct...I wouldn't stand a chance in hell of becoming a mod...but I don't think I would want to be one anyway.

:D :hi:

[Jamastiene]

2. ...

:spank:

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Warning: Please do not spank DU members.

[EastTennesseeDem]

5. You wouldn't do anything to me

since I'm so mild-mannered, boring, and uncontroversial.

I'm like the "David Gates and Bread" of DU.

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Yes, you are good, but certainly not boring...

:hi:

[EastTennesseeDem]

7. Well I appreciate that

but what I mean is that I treat flame wars and such like hazmat. :-)

I tend to avoid them like the Black Death.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. Do you mean that you join in, or you avoid them?

Myself, I speak up if I have a personal interest. If not, I usually avoid them, unless one individual is getting the shit stomped out of them for no reason.

[EastTennesseeDem]

9. I edited my post right when you posted

It's why I'm so mild-mannered. My poor little heart can't take flames. :(

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. I see. Nothing wrong with avoiding flame wars...

:)

[EastTennesseeDem]

11. Anything I can do to help make your job as a mod easier

:hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. Ha! Well like I said, you will never have to bear that burden...

Because I will never be a mod! :hi: