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Tuesday Afternoon

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Wed Apr-08-09 11:42 AM
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On Your Mark. Get Set. Go!

Everybody throw your guns in the river.

Next Problem...?

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Dr. Strange

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Wed Apr-08-09 11:47 AM
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1. Breaking news...

The city of Loungetopia was recently taken over by a band of armed Beavers. The beavers, who usually spend their time in the river, apparently found a cache of weapons, and have used it to take over the Lounge. President Midlo could not be reached for comment, but General MrCoffee claims that, "...we will hit those bastards with everything we got! Bring it on, you dam rodents!"

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Tuesday Afternoon

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Wed Apr-08-09 11:49 AM
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2. Beavers With Guns ...

That would be me ;)

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Dr. Strange

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Wed Apr-08-09 01:08 PM
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8. Let's go over this again, shall we?

Pictures...or I shan't believe you.

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flvegan

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Wed Apr-08-09 11:50 AM
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3. MrCoffee hitting beaver with everything he has still amounts to very little.

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DS1

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Wed Apr-08-09 11:52 AM
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4. It ends with a dam drip

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Midlodemocrat

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Wed Apr-08-09 12:22 PM
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7. You should have contacted my Field Marshall, DS1

And rug is my attorney. He issues all press releases that pertain to my Presidency.

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Chan790

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Wed Apr-08-09 01:58 PM
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10. Oh boy...

Edited on Wed Apr-08-09 01:59 PM by Chan790

can I write the official presidential biography?

President Midlo wasn't born, she descended from the stars on a raft made of clouds and cotton candy wearing the finest in couture and with a fanfare of trumpets. Her childhood was filled with great miracles such as the parting of Long Island Sound and all-you-can-eat pancake feasts. (For the rest of this great story, you must buy the book. Please sent $14.95 and a SASE to Chan790.)

There will be no mention of bunco, minivans, Sirius radio, boxed wine or any of your other scandals, Madam President.

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Midlodemocrat

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Wed Apr-08-09 03:17 PM
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11. Yes. However, please leave out the middle school security officer.

Thanks.

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NJmaverick

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Wed Apr-08-09 12:16 PM
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5. Could this also work on our problem of too many right wingnuts?

:evilgrin:

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Tuesday Afternoon

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Wed Apr-08-09 12:21 PM
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6. I will have to ponder this one. --

I need a suitable Laughingstock replacement. You see my dilemma. ;)

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NJmaverick

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Wed Apr-08-09 01:49 PM
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9. I am not sure their amusement value outweighs their risk

they often snap and they are usually well armed (although your original OP sort of solves that problem).

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Wed Apr-08-09 03:24 PM
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tigereye

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Wed Apr-08-09 05:23 PM
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13. even the automatic ones would be enough for me...

Edited on Wed Apr-08-09 05:23 PM by tigereye

:( 3 policemen were killed this past weekend here by someone with automatic weapons during a 911 call. :grr:

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