The most important thing to know about Mexicans

[jmowreader]

We all know Mexico is famous for spicy foods with intense flavors. Until I actually came down to an area with a very high concentration of Mexicans, I believed that it was because Mexico had a rich culinary heritage of complex yet delicious meals. This is not true.

The reason for all the spices in Mexican foods, and the most important thing to know about the Mexican people, is that Mexicans have no taste buds whatsoever. As evidence I present to you:



This is no shit: Bad beer mixed with Clamato, which itself is non-potable. What's worse is that people actually drink this. I have SEEN people drink this, and they appeared to enjoy it. Imagine Vegemite with the nastiness quotient turned up about three cranks, and you're lookin' at Chelada.

[bbernardini]

1. Do they drink it while listening to Morrissey?

Because that's just messed up.

(I kid, folks, I kid. Bud Light and Clamato isn't that bad. :hide:)

[MajorChode]

2. It's just a variation on the old Red Beer

It's always been shit, but that doesn't stop some people from drinking it.

[cloudbase]

3. A sure sign of the end times.

But then, if nobody drank that stuff, they wouldn't make it. Go figure.

I've got nothing against cheap beer in the belief that quantity has a quality all of its own, but having it with Clamato just ain't right.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. Must.Not.Copycat.

Must.Not.Copycat.Must.Not.Copycat.Must.Not.Copycat.Must.Not.Copycat.Must.Not.Copycat.Must.Not.Copycat

[BikeWriter]

5. Are you going to talk or are you going to drink?

:shrug: