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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 03:05 PM
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WTF? A guy just walked by carrying a sword
Strolling across the parking lot, a bag from the drug store in one hand, a sword in the other, girlfriend beside him.

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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 03:07 PM
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1. I carry mine in a nice carrying case...
Maybe a tai chi, martial arts or SCA person...
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 03:08 PM
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2. what's the mystery? dude has a tiny penis
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 03:11 PM
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5. He probably circumcised himself; got a larger cut than he bargained for...
:scared:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 03:08 PM
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3.  If You Outlaw Swords Only Outlaws Will Have Them. nt
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 03:10 PM
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4. How rude, everyone knows you bring a cudgel to the drug store, not a sword.
Kids these days.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 03:14 PM
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6. That's odd. I don't usually take my sword to the drugstore with me.
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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 03:16 PM
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7. I don't believe you.
Any guy who's carrying a sword around town would NOT have a girlfriend.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 03:39 PM
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8. Obama will ban/confiscate SWORDS, not guns.....RW's got it wrong
again.

Got to have tea parties, huge national march on Washington, and don't forget to join the NSA!

mark
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vademocrat Donating Member (962 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 03:43 PM
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9. It was Duncan MacLeod...

"there can be only one..." - the Highlander
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burning rain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 07:51 PM
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10. That's not a sword -- he thinks you're HAWT!
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 07:53 PM
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11. I'm calling
Bushido.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 08:31 PM
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12. Gezundheit!
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 08:33 PM
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13. If you're posting from medieval Europe, you have nothing to worry about.
nt
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 08:58 PM
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14. Well, somebody just set off their car alarm, so that's doubtful
Haven't heard of any masacrees, so I guess we are ok.

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csziggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-12-09 12:40 AM
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15. There is an active SCA group in your area I believe
SCA = Society for Creative Anachronism - http://www.sca.org/

http://birka.org/

That gives plenty of excuses for people to go around with swords and to dress up in funny costumes, too.

http://www.sca.org/officers/media/images.html
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-12-09 12:43 AM
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16. Was it on fire?
The gatekeeper lost his.
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-12-09 12:45 AM
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17. No, Frylock
The Highlander was a DOCUMENTARY filmed in real time...
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-12-09 01:17 AM
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18. That dude is the fukin MAN.
That's who he is.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-12-09 01:25 AM
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19. Bad boys! Whatcha gonna do!
sounds like a typica COPS episode
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-12-09 01:40 AM
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20. it's called "overcompensation" n/t
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-12-09 02:44 AM
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21. A friend of my son's was doing a Conan in my front yard,,,
...with his sword one day. I explained he might want to go to our back yard for that. Had Jody, our Constable come by he'd probably shot him...
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-12-09 02:56 AM
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22. I hope he didn't buy it from this guy...
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