At last! My Prince has come! Rejoice with me DUers, for I have finally found Mr. Right.

[Bunny]

Here's how he won my heart:

Mature White Nale seeks BBBW/BBWW(Perfer BLACK) 4 LTR 4 Live Together,Datin,SEX,Children,MARRIAGE!! She Must be BRA & PANTYLESS 24/7 365!! She must LOVE SEX!! If U R PREGNANT oR HAVE KLIDS Fine!! Heavy or have TATTOS FINE!! If U dont keep house as long as U keep it tidy & orgnized thats fine!! Must be D&D FREEE & not a HITTER or a CHEAT!! You must be clean & tidy about your self & must dress the way I want you too & you must be willin 2 relocate within the state!!!
Serious WOMEN ONLY PLEASE!!! She MUST DRIVE??? If any GIRL/WOMAN can`t find ROMANCE because of size or WHATEVER SEND MEB AN e-mail/// t

Now, can anyone tell me where Dayton/Springfield is located, so I know where I'm moving to??? :shrug:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/day/1038814659.html


:rofl:

[Richardo]

1. Krugman is going to be very disappointed - after all, he's a Mature White Nale too.

Oh well, Paul, you snooze you looze.


:hi: + :rofl:

[Bunny]

6. Fuck Krugman - he had his chance.

Someone like me isn't going to stay on the shelf forever, you know.


:hi: Richie!

[tigereye]

2. hmm, I was hopin congratulations were in order!

:rofl: Yup, I've always dreamed of a man who tells me how to dress and that I can't wear underwear.... :crazy:



How are ya? :hi:

[Bunny]

7. I was fine with everything until he specified the 'no panties' thing.

I hate wearing bras but I'm not comfortable with going commando.

I'm fine, how are you? :hi:

[skygazer]

3. I just couldn't put up with someone who SHOUTS SO MUCH

And he's rather wasteful with punctuation - he's got enough punctuation in there for a novel.

[Bunny]

9. Well I'm exactly the opposite. I'm suspicious of a man who hoards punctuation.

If he's gonna be a skinflint on the exclamation marks, what else will he chisel me on? :shrug:

[femmocrat]

4. Some people should have to pass an IQ test to reproduce.

Or something. :shrug:

[Bunny]

12. Oh just come out and admit it. You want him, don't you?

You're dying to have his children, aren't you?



*snort*

[femmocrat]

41. LOL -- You got me!

:rofl:

Actually, I was amazed that he expected a pregnant woman or mother to go around naked and ready for sex 24/7. :eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

5. What language is that? I don't recognize it?

[Bunny]

8. Well from what I can gather he's a white guy who wants a black woman

who is large, tattooed, with kids, and with minimal housekeeping skills. And she will have to like sex and go sans bra and panties.

I meet all of those criterion except I'm white, I don't have any tats, and I don't like to go commando. Overall I think it's a great match!

[Midlodemocrat]

21. Bunny, I think your standards are too low.

:rofl:

That is priceless.

[TK421]

10. I thought having Klids would be a dealbreaker for most

but he seems to be a very caring person!

[Bunny]

13. Well I've got two Klids so I'm thinking it's all good.

I especially like his lax standards on housekeeping. I don't keep an especially clean house, but I'm very neat and tidy. Now tell me, do you know where Dayton/Springfield is? :shrug:

[TK421]

14. I know there is a Dayton Ohio....and you can find the Simpsons in Springfield

:-)

[Bunny]

16. There's a Springfield in Ohio too, it's right next to Dayton.

I'm in PA, so I'll only have to move one state to the left!
:woohoo:

[TK421]

17. PA here, too

:hi:

[Bunny]

19. Hi neighbor!

:hi:

How's the no-smoking going?

[TK421]

22. Not good....I broke down and had one last night

two so far today. I suppose that is a major improvement over smoking nearly a pack a day, but I'm still disgusted with myself :banghead:

[Bunny]

25. DO NOT beat yourself up over this!

You will get there someday. It took me several times until it stuck. When your time comes, it will happen. :thumbsup:

[TK421]

26. thanks

:-) I'm all out of smokes now...so it will be an uphill battle from here

[Jamastiene]

11. Damn, I wish I could put an ad up and be THAT SPECIFIC

as to what I want and actually get it. Some woman WILL really answer that guy's ad. I just know it. Yet, I'd still be waiting years from now. x(

[Bunny]

15. I'm sure he'll get some responses to that ad, but I doubt if he'll get what he wants.

I don't think a woman that perfect actually exists!




:rofl:

[jmowreader]

18. The Dayton/Springfield thing would be the deal killer for me...

It's in Ohio.

If he actually finds a drug-free BBBW who will fuck him on demand 24/7, I predict he will force her to sign THIS prenup:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

[Bunny]

23. Are you suggesting there is something wrong with that contract of Wifely Expectations?

:shrug:








*snort*

[jmowreader]

30. The most "wrong" thing in it is on page 2

It's in the part about the way she has to dress when they go out. Skirts must be no longer than 2" above the knee, unless she's dressing for Church.

Weekends in that family are extra special: on Saturday he measures her pubic haircut to be sure it's short enough, and on Sunday he takes her to church so they can pray no one ever finds out how sexually deviated he really is.

[Critters2]

20. I didn't know you had klids. nt

[Bunny]

24. Yes, I have tlwo of them!

[Dangerously Amused]

27. Bunny, I don't want to burst your bubble, but...

The ad doesn't mention his political affiliation. And I can guarantee you he's not a Democrat.

I'm sorry.

[Bunny]

28. Picky, picky, picky.

If you weigh the pros vs. the cons, how can you not like him?





:hi: DA!

[Fleshdancer]

29. pantyless 24/7 365???

That's just not practical during 84 of the 365 days. :eyes:

[SoxFan]

31. "NO WEIRDOS!"

[Arugula Latte]

32. What's "D&D FREEE"?

Doesn't play Dungeons & Dragons, or something?

[rebecca_herman]

34. I think

drug & disease free?

The sad part is I bet he gets responses.

[no name no slogan]

33. Oh my, I think I'm in love

If only I were not a straight white average sized male :(

[Swede]

35. Who died and made him kling?

:shrug:

[Duer 157099]

36. Reminds me of a Family Guy line I heard recently

(wasn't in the room so don't know what the scene was) but you hear Lois say in a sultry voice to hubby: "Honey, I'm not wearing panties..."

And he says: "That's ok Lois, we can throw that chair away"

:rofl:

[lilyreally]

37. Gosh, do you think he has a brother, in case he gets snatched up fast?

Oh, what am I thinking? I bet he has dozens. Mama probably had lots of babies from ALL her cousins.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

38. You would do it with a Nale?

There's something fundamentally twisted about that.

Nales should only do it with other Nales.

Purity, and all that ...................

[BarenakedLady]

39. I may have a chance for true love after all!

:woohoo:








:rofl:

[texanwitch]

40. I am out of the picture.

It is to cold in Ohio for me.

I have this thin Texan blood.

I don't understand the part about SHE MUST DRIVE ???